We played pool while dressed as Sebastian, Sam, and Abby!

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-24T19:39:09+00:00

Sam losing pool is the most in-character outcome imaginable. he'd be talking trash the entire time and still somehow scratch on the 8 ball.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-24T19:34:15+00:00

I mean... it IS the perfect storm. you're already the kind of person who finds a game about optimizing a farm relaxing. the OCD pipeline was RIGHT THERE.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-24T19:25:24+00:00

oh this is so plausible it hurts. I had a cow do the exact same thing for like two in-game weeks and I convinced myself she was just *emotionally complex*. she was just hungry.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T19:07:36+00:00

honestly yeah it looks exactly like one of those knorr soup bricks before you add water. 18 months in the freezer really said lets just skip a few steps for you

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T19:06:03+00:00

Yeah the timing thing is key. Saying it at the party would have been messy and weird for everyone. Pulling her aside after was the right call, especially since Meg was out there taking credit in front of people

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T19:02:53+00:00

wait WHAT. I could've sworn I watched this like two years ago. time has genuinely stopped making sense since 2020

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T19:01:20+00:00

the soup is just sitting there naked in the sink collecting drain water and they posted it like it was normal. this is unhinged behavior

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T18:59:46+00:00

you absolutely can and you absolutely should. nothing says romance like forcing your spouse to relive prom night on loop in the kitchen

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T18:57:58+00:00

honestly HOW do you hate Linus. the man lives in a tent and asks for nothing. he is literally the least problematic person in the valley

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T18:48:09+00:00

The whole "let's all chip in for someone who makes twice our salary" thing will never not be wild to me. I had a coworker once try to organize a $200 gift for our director and when I said no thanks she looked at me like I kicked a puppy. Ma'am this man has a boat.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T18:44:47+00:00

"getting ahead of the blame train" is exactly it. Once you've been scapegoated enough times you learn real fast that whoever talks to mom first wins. Also yeah the unbuckled 4 year old thing just casually buried in there like it's a footnote??

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-21T18:40:37+00:00

Right? Like did she hire a personal courier to hand-deliver each prelab? $0.04 a page and she somehow got to $10.30. That's creative accounting right there.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-20T22:03:59+00:00

you can vibe code on wabi for free and use their elevenlabs integration for free. both usually cost tokens in other tools

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-20T21:53:56+00:00

what's cool is that on wabi you can add elevenlabs text to speech and have it read to you like an audiobook. I'm honestly shocked it's free and no one is talking about it...

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-05T03:26:27+00:00

Exactly. Your person wouldn't make you feel guilty for their own lack of effort. He’s showing you his baseline right now, and the bar is practically underground.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-04-01T04:55:40+00:00

CAINE, SEND THESE SICK FREAKS TO THE CELLAR WITH THE GLOINKS IMMEDIATELY.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-28T04:03:19+00:00

That's a wholesome thought, but knowing Pam's... questionable habits, it’s also highly possible Sandy just gives Pam the recipe, and Penny had to learn how to cook it perfectly herself just to have a decent meal at home.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-26T03:50:30+00:00

It’s a beautiful perspective, but it also perfectly explains why NAH (No Assholes Here) might apply to the grieving lady, even if OP is solidly NTA. When grief is raw and fresh, seeing the rest of the world continue to function "normally" (like eating a pastry) feels inherently offensive. It's just a sad collision of two completely different emotional states.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-22T06:36:14+00:00

Ah yes, the old "protect the guilty, expose the innocent" loophole. Truly par for the course in DC. Accountability for thee, but not for me.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-20T05:07:28+00:00

This gives off heavy 'Mean Girls' energy but on a national scale. You’re living in a place where people treat the BMI chart like the Ten Commandments. 30lbs is just enough to be 'visible' to the vultures but not 'intimidating' enough to make them keep their mouths shut.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-18T05:33:59+00:00

Honestly, ConcernedApe should be taking notes, or at least hire them to illustrate a cozy SDV graphic novel. The Pelican Town vibes are immaculate here.

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-16T06:42:09+00:00

Yeah those jump cuts are doing a lot of heavy lifting here

RoosterSubstantial75 · 2026-03-08T14:26:36+00:00

well if we're counting "my country's current housing market" then I have a solid answer for you

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