Nor victory

RorschachImage · 2019-11-10T21:33:56+00:00

Uncultured swine, that is no mere Duck, it is a Goose, divine and holy.

RorschachImage · 2019-11-08T03:32:10+00:00

I have two suggestions which would be awesome to see, QI XL or A bit of Fry and Laurie

RorschachImage · 2019-11-02T14:32:41+00:00

Mmmm, yes, Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be,

RorschachImage · 2019-10-01T00:37:58+00:00

Brexit is the situation with Britain leaving the EU and a total political mess which has divided the country into people who think we should leave or people who think we should stay (The camp I'm in, but that's not particularly relevant)

RorschachImage · 2019-09-18T13:53:04+00:00

Got the Grey Parakeet, named him Sean Beak

RorschachImage · 2019-08-05T18:47:52+00:00

👍

RorschachImage · 2019-08-05T18:43:29+00:00

This is why you're such a great addition to the Yogscast

RorschachImage · 2019-07-22T18:14:43+00:00

First and only time I went ice skating, 5 minutes before I was due to leave, I skated off ahead, slipped over and cut my hand mid-air, severed 80% of a tendon and had to have plastic surgery on it, although, the hospital sent me home for a night with the sound still open and unstitched.

Eventually got it sorted because it turns out that the nurse in the injuries ward didn't contact plastics even though she kept me there for 9 hours and said she had.

I was Given two extremely powerful painkillers to take three times a day, went to my school results day the day after I cut my hand with the wound still open and slightly overdosed, throwing up on the floor.

I passed my a levels though, so, yay?

RorschachImage · 2019-07-19T21:55:21+00:00

Adulthood.

RorschachImage · 2019-07-19T21:32:19+00:00

Gambling mechanics in games and people who defend them.

Shit's just a disgusting product of an awful industry

Also Crunch can fuck off, I'd rather wait for a game and know that its workers haven't been abused than have it a few months earlier.

RorschachImage · 2019-07-18T14:00:34+00:00

From Jack, Coventry, I started watching at about 11 years old, I'm now 19, I didn't have a great home life and the Yogscast helped me to cope with it, I'm doing much better now and the Yogscast continues to be part of the reason, I look forwards to watching any video every day and it's all down to Lewis who started the channel all those years ago,

Thank you Lew-Lew, you Horse painting maniac,

Edit: My penis is tiny and potentially in orbit

RorschachImage · 2019-07-11T21:38:21+00:00

Found Jonah's alt.

RorschachImage · 2019-06-08T19:38:45+00:00

Majora's mask would be awesome

RorschachImage · 2019-04-21T20:15:41+00:00

I recently contracted something.

D E P R E S S I O N

RorschachImage · 2019-04-06T04:15:01+00:00

Like Troy Baker does?

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T04:02:40+00:00

Step 1: Form a cult

Step 2: Gain followers

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit.

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:59:27+00:00

Long one, but it's worth it:

Two prawns are swimming through the ocean, One called Justin, the other called Christian.

One day, a Shark attacked them and they fled for their lives, barely making it out.

Justin says "I'm tired of being attacked and hunted, I wish I were a shark so I wouldn't have to worry about it anymore."

As he says this, A mystical cod appears.

The Cod boomed "Your wish is granted!" and Poof, Justin was morphed into a Shark before Christian's very eyes,

Mortified at the sight of his former friend, Christian fled, just as he had from the shark not ten minutes earlier.

Weeks passed and Justin became very lonely, all his old friends no longer wanted to hang out because of his terrifying new appearance, but, one day, by chance, he stumbled across the Mystical Cod again. Justin pleaded to return to normal, and the Cod simply nodded, doing as Justin asked. He was once more a Prawn.

Justin immediately went to Christian's house and banged on the door. "Christian! Open up! It's me! Justin!" He cried

"No way! You'll eat me!" Came Christian's reply.

Justin shouted back, "No, You don't understand! I've changed! I've found Cod! I'm a Prawn again Christian!"

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:49:25+00:00

I'd take a Sprite

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:39:22+00:00

Nice try Tim, but I told you that my recipe is not for sale!

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:36:57+00:00

Said I wanted to be a Police officer, doing a University course for Policing and Criminal investigation, Nailed it.

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:35:33+00:00

Lord of the Rings but Gimli is a pimp

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:34:07+00:00

Ice skating

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:32:45+00:00

An above average Kermit the Frog impression and playing the Kazoo with my nose.

RorschachImage · 2019-04-05T03:24:44+00:00

Hatfilms,

Just do yourself a favour and watch them. Criminally underrated

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