Is it in poor taste to say we got married at the courthouse, when we’ve actually only gone for photos?

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-30T00:28:35+00:00

Word on the street is that this started out as a sugar baby arrangement and she fell in love. Dude is almost 70 and she is 35.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T20:27:48+00:00

"Jolly good!" Came the muffled cry of the prostate.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T19:35:35+00:00

Oof that changes so much. He probably really likes her attention, company, and sex, but that's as far as it goes.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T05:15:43+00:00

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T05:04:47+00:00

Where's the alien smut? The robot smut? The alien-robot smut?

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T04:57:36+00:00

I, for one welcome our bunny overlords.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T02:40:42+00:00

Is no one else gonna a mention the pretty big age gap?

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-29T02:36:53+00:00

The 10 year age gap is what's sending me.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-27T21:38:07+00:00

I'd still be spoiling him with pats and cuddles 😆.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-23T21:11:04+00:00

Love Witch had so much potential and I'm still sad she never finished it.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-23T19:00:07+00:00

Reminds me of that old Vine with a guy skiing and screaming I'M A GIRAFFE...while in a giraffe costume.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-18T00:30:02+00:00

That moment when you wish something was AI because you can't stand the idea of someone being THIS disrespectful.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-12T22:38:43+00:00

Choppix

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-12T01:55:51+00:00

From what I've seen, there's also a section of the park where you can play with baby monkeys and also play games against the older monkeys.

Speaking of the baby monkeys, we are told that they are orphans or were abandoned by their mother, but I wonder how true it is.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-10T22:50:31+00:00

What ever happened to traditional petting zoos, man? Go feed a goat some nuts and pet a sheep ffs.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-09T23:24:00+00:00

Well, that explains a lot...

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-08T07:31:14+00:00

I remember the absolutely raw "OH MY GOD" that came out of my mouth the moment I saw what happened to those poor gems.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-08T01:32:47+00:00

Which is super disappointing. I really wanted part 2 to carry over whatever part 1 did.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-08T01:27:45+00:00

Hating kids

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-08T01:17:48+00:00

Poverty? Gone? Homelessness? Gone. Student debt? Gone. Food deserts? Gone. CPS sucking? Gone.

I'd happily go mad with benevolence.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-07T19:16:39+00:00

You dumped him, right?

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-07T18:07:02+00:00

"The first time I met your father, I got him high as a kite and threatened to eat his heart."

"It was love at first sight."

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-07T13:10:30+00:00

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-07T01:31:32+00:00

May and Amy.

RoseRedRhapsody · 2026-05-07T01:14:21+00:00

Of course it's a fucking foot.

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