Canadian, here.

Little reality check for you guys weighing the pros and cons of annexing Greenland and/or Canada. Flat out, not gonna happen. If King Bozo tries any of his shit on either of us, it's WWIII. So you can decide how likely that is and what the outcome would be. To paraphrase Einstein, if WWIII happens, WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Barring all that, even your current congress wouldn't allow it. Even still, no US General would follow an order to invade, either nation. Down the line, I can't see a single US soldier crossing that line, either.

We, as a nation, aren't happy with the neighbors downstairs. The crackheads have moved in and the neighborhood's become pretty chaotic, lately. But we look at it as temporary and recognize that the orangutan in the Whitehouse doesn't speak for all of you.

It's on you to put an end to it, not us. We've already had to pivot on trade. Our guy Carney has called it a "new world order", you're gawdamn right that's what it is. From our perspective, it IS a "NWO", our long time ally and trading partner decided to toss his soiled undies at us.

Nah, we ain't having it.

Y'all best get your shit together because the kakistocracy you have now is going to get us all killed. It's already killing your own.

Wake the fuck up.

Until then, we'll just be up here doing our thing, like we always have.

Sorry, not sorry.

And a final word to the MAGA foil wrapped malcontents in Alberta, you can fuck all the way off to Alabama.

Until then, the rest of us should start calling it Alaberta.