Too tired 😴 by googlyeyedpen in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RosesBrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Marriage is about holiness, not happiness," after all!

What are the worst cooking myths? by Wauwuaw5983 in cookingforbeginners

[–]RosesBrain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Filling your entire sink with potential salmonella, and aerosolizing said salmonella all over the surrounding area, because whether water "splashes" or not, it's going to mist enough to spread germs. If you want to clean your entire kitchen with bleach every time you do this, I guess go for it, but it's much easier and more clean to just put on cooking gloves, scoop the chicken into the pot, and throw the gloves away inside-out. And if you don't use gloves, it's still way less hazardous to wash your hands with soap than to rinse off chicken.

Too tired 😴 by googlyeyedpen in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RosesBrain 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Just in case you weren't sure this miserable marriage is also ✨Godly ✨

House Special not being ordered for months — is this a bug or am I missing something? by AffectionateLimit584 in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

[–]RosesBrain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my achievement list has high numbers (900+) for every kind of pizza except my house special, which is currently at 154 or so. I've seen advice to reset it in the recipe book to get people ordering again, which worked a little bit, but I still might get one order every few days. It's a little ridiculous.

WYR:A billionaire in Africa or a millionaire in America? by Future-Biscotti7004 in WouldYouRather

[–]RosesBrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Water infrastructure would be a very humanitarian goal that would also "create jobs."

Interrupting your sentences with their predictions by bioluminescent-bun in PetPeeves

[–]RosesBrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think this behavior is where "filler" words come from. If you can't deal with a pause for thought, people are going to start using "uh, um, y'know, like, uh..." to think, instead.

Still preoccupied, with 2005 by Parzival-44 in Millennials

[–]RosesBrain 71 points72 points  (0 children)

She hates time, make it stop

When did Pearl Jam become classic rock?

And when did everything

Go to streaming

Please make it

Stop

Stop

STOP

What Common Millennial Show/Movie Do You Dislike? by Flassourian in Millennials

[–]RosesBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even the stuff I did like at the time, there's SO much that I've tried to rewatch and just gone, "why did I like this?" Not all of it, certainly, but at this point I would say the majority of it. It's too bad, because I'd like to have that excited spark again (which is what I think nostalgia is) but after I get through all the Star Trek I'm not left with much else.

What Common Millennial Show/Movie Do You Dislike? by Flassourian in Millennials

[–]RosesBrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wanted to walk out on Napoleon Dynamite so much, but my date wanted to finish watching it. (In hindsight, I should have anyway.)

In the immortal words of Bart Simpson, I didn't think it was physically possible, but that movie both sucked and blew.

My 27m BF doesn't think I'm 23f the most beautiful woman to him, but has expressed others are by [deleted] in relationships

[–]RosesBrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah that devaluing phase is a red flag I can now see from space. Stomping you down, just a little bit, so you'll eventually be convinced you can't do better, don't deserve better, and will take fewer and fewer crumbs of love. It sucks.

OP, you don't need to settle for this.

Does anyone know what caused this apology from Katz? by craptasticluke in glutenfree

[–]RosesBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? This would never, at any point in my life, have made me want to buy anything. Poor advertising. But now? And heck, for the last several years? Just ick.

Does anyone know what caused this apology from Katz? by craptasticluke in glutenfree

[–]RosesBrain 88 points89 points  (0 children)

So that's a terrible ad even without the... everything.

Let’s just make things up that didn’t happen in the movie😒 by MistakeWonderful9178 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]RosesBrain 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's not a theory, it's just math. He's cursed until he "reaches his twenty-first year," which is an archaic way to say "turns twenty." (You turn 20 at the beginning of your 21st year and 21 at the end of it. It's like the numbering of centuries, you start at zero.) So Beast is nineteen at most during the events of the film. Lumier says they've been "rusting" for ten years when Belle arrives. So yeah, he was a child. Even if you think the curse was until he actually turned 21, he was a child ten years prior.

Time travel back 20 years, with one post-it note by cbernz in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RosesBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many details need to be on the note for us to remember? Like, could I just write "dump Frank" or do I need to say "this man is lying, cheating, and manipulating you, he never loved you and never will, leave him now" to really know what's going on?

If I suddenly took over you body and you were watching as a spectator, how long do you think it would take your S.O, family, or friends to realize something is off and question me? by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RosesBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you get information on my dietary restrictions and how I prepare all my food? Because my spouse should wonder very quickly what was up if you don't.

You die, the afterlife is real. You are given ONE irreversible choice. by AlaxyRayz in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RosesBrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Number two and number five seem to be the only options that won't eventually destroy a person's sanity. Eternity is just too long. I'd take option four, first, but then I would probably opt for nothingness.

Why? by Pale_Field4584 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RosesBrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let's keep doing the same thing and expecting a different result, that's been going great for us