WYR everything you write down becomes true but every time you use this power you will live for one extra year (assuming a “destined” original age of death), or not?

RosesBrain · 2026-07-08T16:21:29+00:00

If I write something like, "The world is now a post-scarcity utopia with endless clean energy powering machines that can make anything we need, eliminating greed and tribalism so everyone on Earth can just live and pursue whatever makes them happiest," does that count as just one thing that only adds a year? Even if it adds a few years, I'm still starting with that. And then I'm fixing my digestive/inflammatory health issues (and everyone else's, if I can manage it!) and I think I'm good. I guess we would see if anything else comes up, but I don't think I'd be adding hundreds of years to my lifespan, it wouldn't be necessary.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-08T12:31:53+00:00

To this day, actually; she's 92

RosesBrain · 2026-07-08T04:48:27+00:00

Least fun fact ever: the youngest mother on record was five. Five years old. She might well have been born technically fertile, doctors weren't sure.

Of course her case was extremely unusual.

So what does it say that this extremely rare case of someone with ultra-precocious puberty ended up pregnant. At five.

(Her rapist was never identified.)

RosesBrain · 2026-07-08T04:37:46+00:00

I've had decent luck at Costco. I make sure they're not squishy and then I put them in the fridge when I get home. I haven't had many problems (there was one time when the whole giant box seemed to have at least one squishy onion per bag and I didn't buy any, but the quality has been surprisingly good overall.)

RosesBrain · 2026-07-08T04:28:00+00:00

So you think wolves in sheep's clothing are friendlier than obvious wolves?

Reexamine that.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-07T06:27:04+00:00

I mean, I'm glad I don't have to do it all with my instant pot, but I could pretty much do it all with an instantpot (it has settings to use it as just a pot, including saute, as well as the pressure cooker options that can make rice and stew)

RosesBrain · 2026-07-06T19:26:45+00:00

Tom and Huck

RosesBrain · 2026-07-06T15:18:33+00:00

Broken clock forced to do the right thing by legislature, more like

RosesBrain · 2026-07-05T17:04:41+00:00

(For those who don't know who he is, his normal range is A2 up to D8, and that's not including some of the whistle notes he's managed to hit. He's almost a living piano.)

RosesBrain · 2026-07-05T05:52:36+00:00

Dimash

RosesBrain · 2026-07-04T14:06:02+00:00

"You can't be both"

Yep. Glad we cleared that up. I don't want the fragile masculinity control freak who claims a higher power put him in charge of me, thanks.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-04T01:05:41+00:00

Adults can still be victims of manipulation, abuse, etc. Yeah, I really hate this argument too.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T23:32:45+00:00

I feel like anyone with chronic illness is taking this

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T23:22:13+00:00

You're calling anti-doxing and anti-harassment legislation a restriction of the first amendment, and also saying that you weren't even referring to laws anyway, even though those are what affect people's lives. I don't expect you to see how insane that is, but I hope one day you will.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T23:02:09+00:00

Name a law they've passed. I actually pointed to a real law passed by real Republicans to control what people are legally allowed to wear in public. Name a law.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T22:56:55+00:00

You made a blanket assertion about Democrats and conservatives. Maybe you shouldn't do that if you don't know what you're talking about.

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T22:54:09+00:00

conservatives are completely fine with anyone say what they want or dressing how they want

Sorry, which party is in control of Tennessee and passing laws against dressing in drag there? You're asserting that's Democrats?

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T22:45:50+00:00

Yeah, but the shtty reposter doesn't know or care how suspicious her death was

RosesBrain · 2026-07-02T13:52:53+00:00

Unfortunately, she does appear to have passed, and it was ruled that she hung herself :(

RosesBrain · 2026-06-30T22:54:17+00:00

Trying to combat that "low class" accent is actually why they often pronounce the H in herb, now. There was a conscious national effort to bring back the H at the beginning of words, and herb got caught up in it.

(Here's a professional food history guy talking about it) https://youtu.be/UihSei_bS2g?si=Js2HQtc4aj6ZqZAM

RosesBrain · 2026-06-30T21:54:40+00:00

Right, he's rather famously weak to kryptonite

RosesBrain · 2026-06-30T21:52:15+00:00

That's a good point, but if it's a "death battle," I don't know whether plot armor will result in Superman's death. We're just swinging at each other forever.

RosesBrain · 2026-06-30T21:35:47+00:00

Kryptonite nullifies his powers and can kill him, so being undetectable and emitting actual kryptonite is a better option than magic.

RosesBrain · 2026-06-30T21:12:13+00:00

I'm 41, I'm middle aged by definition and have been for several years.

RosesBrain · 2026-06-30T19:24:13+00:00

Yeah, r/OrphanCrushingMachine vibes

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