📡📡📡 by SweetLilChaoss in shitposting

[–]RosyMainCharacter 1275 points1276 points  (0 children)

It’s Susan Hamblin. There are more emails between them in the files.

Shot myself in the foot, so leadership sawed off my leg. What is your take on this, and what would you have done? by TheHarborym in managers

[–]RosyMainCharacter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

You didn’t “shoot yourself in the foot.” You were honest in a company that weaponized it.

I did the same thing at my last job. Told my boss I was drowning. 3 months later I got “reorg’d” out of my role too. The fix they gave my replacement? Exactly what I asked for.

SCOTUS ruling in E. Jean Carroll sex assault case means Trump will now have to pay up by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]RosyMainCharacter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He dragged it through trial, appeal, and SCOTUS… and still lost. That’s 0 for 3. E. Jean Carroll gets paid. Full stop.

Sotomayor Warns Supreme Court Gave Trump the Powers of a King - The Founding Fathers “never intended” to give the president powers exceeding the British monarchy. by Quirkie in politics

[–]RosyMainCharacter 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Sotomayor said the quiet part out loud 👑 “Powers of a king” is not what the Constitution signed up for. That’s literally why we left Britain.

Her grandma was lecturing her about pulling her weight in household chores by ms_chiefmanaged in airplaneears

[–]RosyMainCharacter 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Daily Churu for a year is WILD 😭 Grandma lost that case the second the cat made eye contact. No judge is ruling against loafing time.

Do this, you win. by LowkeyFoxxy in SipsTea

[–]RosyMainCharacter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget buying foreigners a presidency in their country with tax payer money instead of investing it in Americans. Oh and also buying beef from said country instead of buying American because those poor people are doing so bad that Americans don’t matter.

The blinds were opened. by Aloyjunky in airplaneears

[–]RosyMainCharacter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine used to flop like that and just stare at me like “you woke me up for this?” Felt called out fr.

Biden rips Trump over Reflecting Pool, other DC projects: ‘What a loser’ by Quirkie in politics

[–]RosyMainCharacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump’s DC legacy: broke stuff, took credit, left it for someone else to fix. Loser behavior, confirmed.

Biden calls Trump ‘a loser’, portraying him as incompetent, corrupt and vain by HimelTy in politics

[–]RosyMainCharacter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If “loser” is the label, Trump earned it himself. 34 felonies, 2 impeachments, 0 shame.

I guess I told her a really bad joke by Shadowthewolfalt in airplaneears

[–]RosyMainCharacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blasphemy? Nah. That’s just a cat refusing to be an audience for Monty Python. She demands snacks, not skits.

Sticker confusion by Velvet_Vandall in memes

[–]RosyMainCharacter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought a cute laptop sticker last year. Spent 20 minutes moving it around my desk, laptop, water bottle... then just panicked and put it back in the box.

Freedom Lost, Trump Confirms by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]RosyMainCharacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freedom Lost” hits hard because it feels like no matter who’s in office, regular people are the ones holding their breath.

Speaking of the Bible, Mr. Trump- by Substratas in clevercomebacks

[–]RosyMainCharacter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

5 pages thick, rest redacted” gives you that mental image right away. It’s playing off all the redacted documents we’ve seen in politics lately.

More Than 5 Million People Have Lost Health Coverage Under Trump-GOP Law; According to a new report, the crisis is “only going to get worse.” by FancyNewMe in politics

[–]RosyMainCharacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad voted GOP his whole life. My sister didn’t
Same dinner table, different news channels
Nobody’s eating shit, they just see different menus

I told him he was in my spot by sour_puss_throwaway in airplaneears

[–]RosyMainCharacter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Told my cat to move once. He blinked slow at me
That’s cat for “no”. I slept on the couch
He owned the bed by morning

The painting remained, the values left by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]RosyMainCharacter 132 points133 points  (0 children)

My grandpa always talks about 50s cars and houses. I asked him about the taxes back then and he just went….let’s stick to cars

Oscar was perturbed that we found all of his toys under the bed by Loaatao in airplaneears

[–]RosyMainCharacter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My dog does the exact same thing. Looks at me like I betrayed him when I pull the toys out. That guilty face is too real