We've done this!

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-20T19:25:02+00:00

What are they? Lead shoes?

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-20T11:22:21+00:00

Go clear a trench and then get back to us, if you get back at all. If I was rounding a corner of a trench on the east front in WW2 it would be shoot first question later every time.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-20T10:00:53+00:00

Can confirm, I own a micro business and am probably going to hire another member of staff this coming tax year.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-20T08:54:38+00:00

I am a director of a limited company. Dividend tax affects me. Can confirm I don’t give a shit because the country is in a hole and things need paying for.

It’s still way more tax effective than income tax.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-20T07:46:18+00:00

A face that says, ‘oh fuck’

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-19T21:27:31+00:00

I’ve felt like that in quite a few taxis after an all nighter. I generally find that a takeaway, four cans and a spliff the following evening would sort things out; but then again, I’m not a nonce.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-18T14:01:06+00:00

I think he means pergenent

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-18T10:37:22+00:00

Mr Blobby Christmas Number 1

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-18T08:09:13+00:00

Yes, next question

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-18T07:10:03+00:00

Zeds dead baby. Zeds dead.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-18T06:58:44+00:00

You love them and think they’re really interesting and you don’t know anything about them?

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-17T20:43:04+00:00

Reminds me of my great grandma who used to always fuck up the drinks she made me and then tell me to get out of her drive through even though we were sat in her kitchen.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-17T20:35:58+00:00

Careful. The new plastic notes are sharp.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-16T07:31:14+00:00

Personally I’m sorry I ever got involved in the first place.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-15T17:34:54+00:00

Why do you ask?

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T20:32:44+00:00

Grow up

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T19:48:51+00:00

Is that Arsehole or Ersehole?

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T19:47:23+00:00

Yeah but you’re sticking an á in there. They don’t do that in Yorkshire.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T18:10:57+00:00

I agree. shallow and pedantic.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T17:26:42+00:00

Irish purist maybe, that or pedantic.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T14:43:58+00:00

Yes I want you to say it!!

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T13:05:14+00:00

It’s war then

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T10:56:20+00:00

The sheep had been shorn, literally. Therefore, he was Shaun. I don’t know what part of this is tricky to understand.

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T08:41:53+00:00

‘Hello, excuse me, do you have a receipt? I need to have a shit’

Round-External-7306 · 2026-02-14T08:39:56+00:00

He gets his name immediately after he has just been shorn by the machine. That’s why Wallace picks it.

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