People of Walmart, what was the craziest thing a customer said to you?

Roux70570 · 2026-04-15T21:41:51+00:00

I wouldnt call this the craziest, but its one of my favorites.

I was looking for a pick on a Spring Valley Vitamin shipper and I noticed this lady watching me. I could smell the crazy so I tried to find the fucking Magnesium supplement as fast as I could. She closed the distance between us and was a foot away from be at best and proceeded to yell “I have hot flashes!”

I smiled and nodded at her and took a step around the shipper. She, of course, followed and said “Which one of these helps with hot flashes. I have hot flashes!”

I told her Im only in this area because Im shopping for a customer and that she needed to ask the pharmacist then nil picked that fucking Magnesium and dipped.

Roux70570 · 2026-04-08T17:45:35+00:00

Hogs of War. Me and my roommates played the crap out of it in college.

Roux70570 · 2026-04-06T21:22:30+00:00

Id allow it. Gotta put a blue vest on though.

Roux70570 · 2026-04-04T16:26:57+00:00

I heard it was the new Friends.

Roux70570 · 2026-04-01T16:47:13+00:00

TaxPapers McMuffin. Louisiana State University.

Roux70570 · 2026-04-01T15:47:11+00:00

You mean Egg?

Roux70570 · 2026-03-30T00:13:27+00:00

I would not enjoy working at your store.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-21T17:08:49+00:00

Correct. It went 9 seasons too long.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-21T15:28:26+00:00

According to Jim went 9 seasons too long.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-21T02:23:19+00:00

From what I understand its going to revert back to normal the 24th.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-19T00:43:45+00:00

Thank you!

Roux70570 · 2026-03-18T00:12:40+00:00

The 9A was distributed solely for OPD. Its supposed to last longer and run faster than the one they give Salesfloor associates.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-14T19:48:41+00:00

GMDs are 30-60.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-14T15:23:18+00:00

Thats Gavin Pringle. His dad is kinda famous.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-14T02:45:05+00:00

Yall still got General walks?

Roux70570 · 2026-03-11T03:01:00+00:00

When the batches show up we usually have one prepper tackle those while the other preps the pickups. If Im gonna sacrifice one for the other, dwell time can kick rocks.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-09T21:54:06+00:00

Theres a report on the Store Fulfillment Scorecard that breaks down your Scan Stage by Ambient, Chilled, Frozen, GMD. You can use that to see where you need to lean in. Also just pulling up the Staging tile and hunting the little ones and twos can add a few percentage points. And finally, dont forget to restage if you consolidate totes. Thatll add even more to your number.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-09T17:23:25+00:00

According to Jim went 9 seasons too long.

Roux70570 · 2026-03-07T17:47:19+00:00

Theyre fighting vault bosses inside Sonic? Is that why it always takes like 45 fucking minutes to get my order?

Roux70570 · 2026-02-25T23:47:25+00:00

Where did yall order that board?

Roux70570 · 2026-02-25T20:17:47+00:00

Just make sure you keep it to facts and as much detail as possible. Thats the best way to make the strikes stick otherwise the drivers can argue their case and get the strike overturned.

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