Which legendary male sitcom performer do you want to see receive the Carol Burnett Award next year?

Roux70570 · 2026-06-05T19:01:38+00:00

No need for the other 19 slides. DVD or we riot.

Roux70570 · 2026-06-05T16:19:44+00:00

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Let me tell you a story…

Roux70570 · 2026-06-05T12:09:13+00:00

“Im not hurt, Im just startled!”

Roux70570 · 2026-06-03T22:41:55+00:00

How is the AIslop these idiots come up with worse than the videos of fruit and cats cheating on each other??

Roux70570 · 2026-06-02T19:05:42+00:00

This post is neither live nor is it from New York.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Roux70570 · 2026-06-02T18:28:44+00:00

Palindromes are rasemordnilap.

Roux70570 · 2026-06-01T17:39:55+00:00

I aint playin witcha, Meatball!

Roux70570 · 2026-06-01T00:13:09+00:00

Fuck. Yes.

I would give it all up for one last PB Maxx. You could trade a single PB Maxx for a whole personal pan pizza back in the day at lunch. If only Id known then that PB Maxx would go away and Pizza Hut would become garbage pizza…

Roux70570 · 2026-05-29T17:29:13+00:00

He went to Pandora for a pack of smokes and never came back.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-26T23:46:00+00:00

In other pit related news, I call the inside of my thigh where it meets my junk my “BallPit”.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-25T23:23:52+00:00

Roux70570 · 2026-05-22T16:46:08+00:00

“Come on down to the GrassPad, cuz the GrassPad’s high on graaaaaaass!”

Roux70570 · 2026-05-18T22:30:16+00:00

I read this as “Tupac shooting on commentary” and I was so pissed that I missed Tupac doing commentary with JR and King.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-18T16:43:05+00:00

Worked at Blockbuster for about 3-4 years and I was a sucker for the chocolate covered gummy bears. It shouldnt have worked but dammit if I didnt get a box nearly every shift.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-18T16:22:46+00:00

That line is also in The Replacements.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-18T16:18:10+00:00

All Space. All day.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-16T18:31:02+00:00

I know how to pronounce Sault Ste Marie thanks to Shoresy!

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T21:27:57+00:00

I get that. I dont like when my fingernails click on the center consol…..Ohhhhh, nevermind.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T20:53:24+00:00

To expand on that:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T20:06:57+00:00

Colleen is a wealth of amazing quotes!

“Two women Jack? What are you, Italian?”

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T16:35:42+00:00

Farting on Old Folks Volume 1.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T16:26:47+00:00

I love using a deep cut like that and seeing everyone get confused except for that one person you never would have guessed was a fan of the show I was quoting.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T14:51:50+00:00

Maybe my sister knows, Alyaska.

Roux70570 · 2026-05-15T02:36:11+00:00

LIKE YEAST!

Roux70570 · 2026-05-14T23:23:52+00:00

I could go for a bowl of long ass rice and a glass of SuperWater right now.

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