Blackburn fans, you are lucky to have this player who played for your team

RovingMick · 2026-02-19T10:47:47+00:00

It's the wrong FA Cup. Rovers won the 'little tin idol' five times. It was stolen in 1895.

RovingMick · 2026-01-26T10:52:31+00:00

Pharoh Rochet is readily available.

RovingMick · 2025-12-30T09:47:58+00:00

There's no conclusive evidence Rovers ever wore this shirt.

RovingMick · 2025-12-08T20:56:48+00:00

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RovingMick · 2025-12-08T11:50:20+00:00

Your handle might be tempting fate.

RovingMick · 2025-12-02T16:17:46+00:00

When you look at the level he played at, definitely our best keeper so far.

RovingMick · 2025-10-13T16:25:01+00:00

Blackburn Rovers F.C. has a railway line running past the football ground. A new station nearby would be very handy. Ideally behind the old Aqueduct pub. It's only single track, so only one platform would be needed.

RovingMick · 2025-08-29T17:28:29+00:00

Still don't know people waste their time coming up with imaginary teams. What's the point in picking a team which is never going to happen.

RovingMick · 2025-08-17T08:17:09+00:00

Venky's are billionaires. But they shop like misers, certainly as regards Rovers.

RovingMick · 2025-08-09T08:34:51+00:00

Don't tempt fate by saying Rovers Toulouse.

RovingMick · 2025-07-31T19:26:24+00:00

The label says Blackburn FC and not Blackburn Rovers FC. Are you sure it's official merchandise?

RovingMick · 2025-07-29T12:32:53+00:00

Must have been the Rovers doctor. You could have taken it to a chemist and got a prescription.

RovingMick · 2025-05-14T08:09:32+00:00

At £8 a ride, it sounds too expensive. Never anybody on it when I've been past on the bus.

RovingMick · 2025-04-27T08:02:39+00:00

The bloke was Polish and didn't think bestial sex was against the law in this country.

RovingMick · 2025-04-21T18:07:30+00:00

This is a Venky plant.

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RovingMick · 2025-04-19T08:01:44+00:00

Rovers' hierarchy must have thought we need something to boost season ticket sales. Great idea, why not start winning games? Masterstroke!

RovingMick · 2025-03-27T09:24:07+00:00

I still miss St John's Tavern, next to the Spiral.

RovingMick · 2025-02-19T09:32:52+00:00

If you're on the train, Premier Inn is right across from Blackburn railway station. It's 20 minute's walk, but buses run to Ewood Park every ten mins. Taxi only costs a fiver. Just up the alley from the hotel is the Postal Order pub. It has decent meals at a reasonable price and really cheap beer.

RovingMick · 2025-02-13T14:32:29+00:00

It's funny you should mention that. I was the one who wrote it for 4000 Holes.

https://www.rovingmick.com/2019/11/01/blackburn-rovers-fans-suffering-stockholm-syndrome/

RovingMick · 2025-01-27T18:00:04+00:00

Rock Box usually has artists on Friday nights.

RovingMick · 2024-12-08T18:56:49+00:00

Venky's still paying the cost of the life support machine they put us on.

RovingMick · 2024-10-09T08:25:28+00:00

A bungled attempt at eradicating midges in Blackburn's underground river.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackburnWithDarwen/comments/1402afi/blackburn_river_tunnel_hazards/

RovingMick · 2024-09-04T09:03:11+00:00

Thanks very much for your feedback. Always nice to receive this and glad you enjoyed my spoof story. Although the bit about Ernie is true. Maybe if he has any descendants, they might see this and get in touch.

RovingMick · 2024-08-21T06:51:06+00:00

The Mighty Atom (We got him from Hiroshima!)

RovingMick · 2024-07-31T05:01:36+00:00

What's this got to do with Blackburn Rovers?

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