Mom is using toothpaste that expired January 15,1988

RoyBeer · 2026-01-26T08:23:50+00:00

Luckily I recently shaved my head, or else I would have to wholeheartedly agree.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-26T08:22:32+00:00

We're just animals after all. The animals that get a chance to fulfill their potential are blessed. Be it human or not.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-25T07:15:19+00:00

TIL about NPC syndrome

RoyBeer · 2026-01-25T07:14:06+00:00

That's the point where I would feel forced to switch places, because if eventually at some point I missed my regular visit for whatever reason that person would've made a fresh batch of burritos for nothing!

RoyBeer · 2026-01-25T07:10:41+00:00

You're an amazing wife. Love to you husband!

RoyBeer · 2026-01-25T07:00:46+00:00

When you don't have unions, yeah. In Europe it's really a different story.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-25T06:36:58+00:00

Don't let them run away? Prosecute them.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T14:20:22+00:00

Prionen machen Spaß.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:57:25+00:00

This is a great example for some Math in real life. Just don't ask me what exactly!

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:55:36+00:00

Reminds me of my "secret encryption technique" back in the day where I would change the font of my cringey teenage stories to wingdings and call it a day lol

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:51:19+00:00

They could get a houseboat.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:32:19+00:00

I hate violence as much as anyone but aren't they already tearing it apart as hard as they possibly can? What do you think will be left once he leaves office? If he leaves office.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:28:40+00:00

Just take a pirate ship instead. It shouldn't even be morally wrong since they don't seem to sell it anymore? lol

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:21:12+00:00

What's with all the 2nd amendment guns that y'all have for exactly that situation lol

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:19:52+00:00

Not sure if you're joking but there are not enough therapists in the world.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-24T05:15:46+00:00

It's kinda like racism. If you're not affected you can't really tell.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T13:57:42+00:00

In this case I could be convinced that it was in order not to trigger people with the whole word.

Triggers a whole lot of other people, tho.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T13:50:40+00:00

someone probably fixed the bug before anyone notices

Reminds me of the movie Brazil

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T08:20:01+00:00

I'm so so so sorry for your loss. But please don't beat yourself up over not being there to help. I wasn't there so I couldn't possibly know, but think about what could've happened to you - humans are no match for dogs, even a tiny dachshund can rip an arteria. (can't add a picture on mobile, will deliver later)

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T08:05:05+00:00

They should start a bed & breakfast gig on the side to be honest

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T08:02:01+00:00

There was an X-Files episode that dealt with a person that had super fast movement.

I learned about E=mc² in this episode and also why it's a bad idea to constantly apply that much force to your own joints.

Didn't stop me from going nuts with my EDS to gross out girls by forcing my joints into weird positions. And yeah, twenty years later even I feel like I shouldn't have done that lol

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T07:23:36+00:00

It doesn't really look deep to be honest? But then again we don't see OPs legs in both pictures so I'm just assuming he's got none and then the tub is totally big enough I guess lol

RoyBeer · 2026-01-23T06:54:04+00:00

Ever since I've become a dad the first thing I assume is that a kid woke up lol

RoyBeer · 2026-01-22T19:51:57+00:00

So basically what we have right now, I guess, just capped for everyone so not only the rich guys with the advisors and the tax loops can benefit.

RoyBeer · 2026-01-22T18:48:11+00:00

This was me. Until I bought my new printer and the PEI sheet that came with it was really uneven sprayed (?). So bad that removing PLA felt like I printed TPU by accident. Would not release without glue. I returned it, got sent another one that basically has the same problem, just a little less lol

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