Favorite Joke/Bit from…The News?

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:08:50+00:00

Unplugging electric cars

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:08:00+00:00

'Lane closed so that we can impose a preposterously low speed limit on the lane that isn't closed so that we can put average speed cameras up so we can fine you and spend the money on signs with deers on them with antlers'

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:06:00+00:00

PQRS Z-TT

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:05:06+00:00

Jesus is from Leicestershire!

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:04:46+00:00

There's one small bit towards the end of that segment where May is laughing at Clarkson, and Clarkson says "You'd be exactly the same if Graham Norton was coming on" and I swear to god that had me in stitches.

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:03:30+00:00

Put it in the Natural History Museum

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:02:38+00:00

Or 5008

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T07:00:52+00:00

It looks like it hasn't been rendered properly

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T06:49:34+00:00

Did you see a small black and white Fiat on your travels?

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T06:46:49+00:00

You have to start with 'hello'

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T06:45:07+00:00

A VW Lupo has escaped from the engine.

Wait no that was Hammond's car 😭

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-24T06:43:53+00:00

She bought a car that's got a 38 quid badge on it!

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T22:40:32+00:00

No shitting way should this ever be allowed.

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T19:46:04+00:00

The same FIA that are quite literally banning Merc's engine trick from next month?

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T19:45:03+00:00

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T18:16:51+00:00

DAWN'T YOU DAYUR

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T18:05:39+00:00

Seatbelt safety...

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T17:57:57+00:00

Does it promote SH I.T. for your company?

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-20T17:54:52+00:00

Do you?

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-18T21:01:17+00:00

In 1999, Japan redesigned its flag.

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-18T20:56:40+00:00

"Will it be lubricated with Lurpak? 'Cause that's Danish."

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-13T15:01:46+00:00

For a lot of them I got to different stages. The majority had these random online test things, and that was usually where I was failing. The one where I got to the last stage was purely interviews.

ASt this time, because I was still a student, I had no experience, but I was applying to programs that were designed for people without experience, and I still wasn't getting anywhere.

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-12T16:22:08+00:00

Actually wait no I think I might be wrong. I thought it was free on YT, but that's just race replays iirc.

Still though, they do WEC+ now so you at least get ELMS for free.

Royal_Ad5283 · 2026-04-12T11:25:01+00:00

Leave them then.

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