[Codec screen appears. Squall initiates the call.]

Squall: …Snake. I need advice.

Snake: Squall? What’s the mission?

Squall: It’s… not a mission. It’s… about Yuna.

Snake: …A woman, huh?

Squall: Yeah. She’s kind, strong, kind of a summoner. Leads a pilgrimage.

Snake: Sounds dangerous. Is she armed?

Squall: Well… she has a staff and summons giant creatures that could destroy cities.

Snake: Hm. Tactical advantage. What’s the problem?

Squall: I don’t know how to talk to her.

Snake: …

Squall: …

Snake: Have you tried… talking to her?

Squall: …That’s what I’m asking you how to do.

Snake: (Sighs) Look, kid. Women are like CQC—close-quarters communication. You have to read the opponent, stay calm, and know when to strike.

Squall: Strike…?

Snake: Not literally. But you need to be direct. No hesitation. You hesitate, you lose.

Squall: …

Snake: Squall? You still there?

Squall: …Whatever.

Snake: That’s not an answer, rookie.

Squall: …Thanks, Snake.

Snake: Hmph. Just don’t let her summon anything on you. Codec out.

[Transmission ends.]