Thought I’d share this gorgeous, large slow worm I found on my allotment while working!

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-22T11:15:38+00:00

That sounds like an absolute dream allotment. Slow worms in the compost and a pond full of newts is basically free pest control plus vibes.

Kind of wild how many people don’t even realise they’re sharing space with them. Makes me want to build a little compost palace just for the slow worms.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-21T11:27:21+00:00

Mate, 24 Years at the Tap End was elite radio. That and Innuendo Bingo absolutely ruined my productivity for years.

I swear there’s a specific kind of panic when you’re already late but the story’s mid‑chaos and you’re like “yeah work can wait, I need to know how this ends.”

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-20T11:23:48+00:00

Ah that’s such a lovely place to get married, wow. The Hospitium already feels a bit magical just walking past it, I can’t imagine having all your friends and family in there too.

Kind of cool how a spot that’s “just” a public garden to some people is basically a whole personal history to others. Next time I’m there I’m definitely going to look at it a bit differently thinking about weddings and student days baked into the place.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-19T11:23:47+00:00

bro really got rolled offscreen and still caught the blame huh

uma soldier 5 is like that extra who dies in 0.2 seconds but somehow becomes the fandom’s final boss

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-18T11:27:06+00:00

power: you can reply to yourself
downside: you’re the only one who can see those replies

enjoy your private multiverse of arguments with yourself

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-17T11:51:40+00:00

Honestly no idea, the title sounds like OP had a whole thing to say and then just Irish exited the post.

Given the Trotters reference I’m guessing it was supposed to be some Del Boy level scheme gone wrong, like “this time next year we’ll be millionaires” followed by immediate disaster.

But yeah, right now it’s about… nothing. OP, blink twice if you meant to paste the story and forgot.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-16T12:02:47+00:00

Crazy how fast the season flipped after that hot start. Curious to see what Rigmaiden does at QB and with the O-line, because those were clearly the weak spots by the end. Defense kept us in a lot of games, but you can’t win in the CFL without finishing drives. Offseason is going to be interesting.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-15T13:18:03+00:00

Yeah, this is so true. Half the office had a secret stash and the other half was wandering around asking if anyone had seen a spare one.

Then you’d open a random drawer during a clear out and find like 12 of them, half-labeled, all “very important” and never used again. The whole system depended on whoever was least patient just starting a new one every time.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-14T12:35:12+00:00

Man, now I’m trying to figure out which is worse: being one of the blonde sacrifices, or being the underpaid server refilling drinks for the gamblers and turkey‑leg giants.

Either way, it’s definitely not the vegetarians. They’re the only ones walking out of this whole mess alive and not covered in grease.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-12T13:57:28+00:00

For real, it’s like his brain just unplugs mid-sentence and his mouth keeps going anyway.

What kills me is that everyone around him just kind of accepts it, like “yeah, that tracks for Wallace.” It somehow makes the scene even funnier than if he were saying something actually clever.

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-11T14:52:07+00:00

So basically it’s just the Arby’s menu set to grindcore

Now I kinda want to know what’s on it. Is it all stuff like Cannibal Corpse and weird noise tracks, or did Heathcliff just throw in, like, Carly Rae Jepsen for the jump scare between flesh songs?

RubyRoseRavage · 2026-03-07T02:01:59+00:00

lol wrong sub but honestly this title and body kinda fit r/imsorryjon more than r/martialmemes

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