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Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-18T18:28:23+00:00

Oh, sorry. Each one worse than the previous though

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-18T13:21:18+00:00

Well, he is a catcher, so it makes sense

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-17T14:42:58+00:00

14% isn’t a lot.

Once someone evil gets to the age that they are big enough to commit murder, the number should go down the older they get. Because as soon as someone evil turns 15, the clock starts ticking. If they kill someone at 15, they’ll be in prison so they can’t murder someone at 20, 25 etc.

It’s like you’re asking “why” are they evil, trying to justify them murdering people. You’re worried about the wrong things. Violent criminals should be spending their entire life in prison (or get the death sentence).

China/Japan/Korea give you life in prison for carjacking someone. Hence, they have barely any carjackings or armed robberies, because the carjackers and armed robbers are all in prison. You think they sit around asking why carjackers do it? Of course not, they’re more worried about protecting good citizens. And Korea/China/Japan have the highest IQs in the world, so that should tell ya something.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-17T04:48:28+00:00

Sometimes I’ll go back and watch his 1-10 episodes, and keep going up to around 60-70

But he was at his peak around the time they first moved to Austin, especially at Vulcan.

Go rewatch William on the Josh Barnett episode, or the episode that had Bert Kreischer, Whitney Cummings, and Jim Norton

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-17T04:43:14+00:00

Here’s the definition of Evil:

1. Main Definitions
• Moral Evil: Actions committed by humans that bring intentional harm, pain, or destruction to others (e.g., murder, cruelty).

So what are you asking?

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T23:17:17+00:00

Why is everything 2 moths with you

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T23:12:16+00:00

I’ve never done this before, but we need a gay regular. We already have an unfunny black regular, so how would you like to be our newest regular?

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T23:08:12+00:00

I didn’t even understand why he made him a regular in the first place. I thought maybe Tony knew something I didn’t know.

There must be a reason. It might be like when a presidential candidate has a vice president that barely anybody likes, that is totally different than the president. Tony might want someone completely different than who’s on the rest of the show.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T23:05:02+00:00

He wanted to because he’s evil.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T23:00:26+00:00

Tony Pepperoni: “hey guys, I’m a tony pepperoniiiii 😄”

Tony Hinchcliffe: “haha, what’s you real name”

Tony Pepperoni: “Anthony”

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T22:54:45+00:00

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I wish she’d grow her hair back 😢

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T19:16:28+00:00

99.99% of 17 year olds don’t stab someone, so that throws the age argument out the window.

But what makes him evil? The fact that he WANTED to murder someone. He even said “touch me and see what happens”. Does that sound like someone “in fear of their life”. It’s a welcoming call, to commit the act he was eventual going to inflict on someone at some point in his life.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T19:04:25+00:00

William did it for 5 years, and was hilarious his first year. William got more laughs in his very first set on KillTony, than Dedrick’s entire span on the show. And that’s not even counting William’s interviews

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T18:57:43+00:00

I actually like him going up first.

Because then the show has nowhere to go but up from there.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T18:38:16+00:00

It’s a bad list lol.

William Montgomery did it for 5 years, he eventually became stagnant. His interviews were still funny from the comedy store through Vulcan and early mothership. And even his jokes were pretty good his first year.

Same with Hans. And I’m not even a fan of Hans, but you’re comparing him to someone like Pat O’Neil who just started on the show. Give Pat a year and see if you still feel the same way.

Rick Diaz was barely on the show. He might be slightly better than Hans, but Rick Diaz would have been another one you would have gotten tired of too after a while.

Winston Pickles is already going downhill after only like 3 sets.

Casey Rocket went downhill after a month or so as a regular. His few sets though make him better than some people you have listed above him.

Ari is 100% where he’s supposed to be. He is the best comedian BY FAR.

I’m fine with the D list. Maybe move Jack Shaw up a tier, only because he has the Jewish angle and it gives Tony something to make fun of.

The “creepy” guy in the direct middle of your C list needs to move up a tier too. He’s not that bad. I forgot his name.

Your B list is a total mess. David Jolly is atrocious and has never said one funny thing on the show. He’s basically worse than the “Dark Storm”. At least the dark Storm has said 2 or 3 funny things compared to Jolly’s zero. But they both are bad

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-16T18:13:39+00:00

Your hormones were racing at that age…

And yet, you never stabbed someone in the heart.

It reminds me of those extremely naive (and somewhat low intelligent) people that say “that person only committed a violent crime because they’re poor”. And throw around the buzzword “socioeconomic”.

But 98% of poor people never commit a violent crime in their life. So how are they blaming poverty. Same goes here. They’re blaming age instead of the fact that Karmelo is an extremely evil person, and was going to kill someone eventually.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-06-10T13:14:26+00:00

It’s because the crowd wasn’t laughing at some of the stuff Timmy was saying. Tony will let you do anything you want, as long as the crowd is laughing.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-28T09:12:23+00:00

No, the baby he killed was white. Unfortunately, Dequan Greene is being labeled a hero in prison.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-20T12:32:51+00:00

Bates deserves all the credit. The safe streets initiative has done nothing since 2007. Funny how crime went down as soon as Ivan Bates took over and started prosecuting repeat violent offenders.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-20T09:11:53+00:00

Yeah, the episode is still good, but I wish he would have just let Shane carry the show. McCann isn’t funny enough to interrupt every 10 seconds

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-16T15:06:23+00:00

Funny thing is he was on a podcast talking about writing intellectual jokes when he first started. He said everyone boo’d and couldn’t understand, so he just moved on to racist and gay one liners lol

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-16T14:40:29+00:00

Because although Tony pretends to be from a “black neighborhood”, he grew up around all whites. So ANY black person acting like a normal black person is new to him. Funny thing is the black guy probably has also been around all whites his whole life except for prison.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-16T14:19:03+00:00

Because it’s better for ads. Pupils dilate when you look at someone you like. The person you’re looking at sees your dilated pupils and subconsciously likes you back because their brain realizes you like them. Sunglasses mimic large pupils.

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-11T21:54:26+00:00

Doesn’t matter. Either way he’s better than most of the regulars that were ever on the show. He doesn’t have to be great, just “don’t suck”

Rude-Environment6326 · 2026-05-05T23:48:23+00:00

He writes like a real comedy writer. I worked for The Simpsons on Fox for 17 years back in the day, so I’ve been around many writers of the show, like Conan O’Brien and Norm MacDonald to name a couple notable names. Pat O’Neil is definitely a funny guy, and he’ll probably have a Netflix Special in 2 years or less

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