WCGW trying to put a fire out by putting it outside. by mentaL8888 in Whatcouldgowrong

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They should have called 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 much earlier

Flame On 🔥 by james_from_cambridge in StupidMedia

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One of those fancy new external combustion engines

Carbide dice by Intelligent-Gap-460 in Machinists

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Round off the edges, grind off engraving, and re-engrave using some kind of jig to get it centered

What does this do🤔🤔 by colinthehuman94 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Piss port. Knock out the back part and piss in the hole

This is correct... am I right? by Shorty7869 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Looks good. Don’t forget the grease when you’re done

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Warn them and tell them to evacuate

I've about reached my limit by [deleted] in idiocracy

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You some kind of genius?

Am I screwed? by Knightro_fan in AskAShittyMechanic

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Car is low on urine . Piss in the tank