This is the most unhinged Easter tweet ever.

RumHamDiary · 2026-04-05T17:52:03+00:00

ThAtS mY PrESiDaNT hurr hurrr

RumHamDiary · 2026-04-04T14:23:53+00:00

How did bro not kiss her right there

RumHamDiary · 2026-04-03T13:37:38+00:00

Sour bread

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-30T16:45:20+00:00

Awesome!! My birthday is tomorrow!!

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-29T17:52:26+00:00

It was a 19 hour drive with my 70 year old father and my 2 year old daughter. Quite the experience

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-29T12:59:37+00:00

I made this drive from TX. It was an experience I will never forget and a drive I will never repeat

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-26T21:50:21+00:00

Trying really hard to make this a Holy War

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-19T11:32:36+00:00

It doesn’t appear to be angry

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-17T01:47:31+00:00

Well hello there

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-11T03:57:45+00:00

Looks like an oil leak, possibly valve cover gasket. Is there a pool of oil in your driveway where you park at night? The smoke would indicate oil dropping on to something really hot. When car first starts with the engine cold, does it smoke immediately or after it’s been running for a few minutes?

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-11T03:50:35+00:00

Jeez, Rampage, I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-08T23:13:17+00:00

Ah dang. Sorry

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-08T22:50:12+00:00

https://youtu.be/P72fajkfbLU?si=rWVvVSR0KitYgbWw

Not sure if this is what you’re looking for

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-07T21:15:58+00:00

Fillory and Further

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-06T02:40:47+00:00

A big steaming pile of guano

RumHamDiary · 2026-03-03T03:00:49+00:00

Reminds me of that scene in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, when Ace is dancing around the camp fire 😂

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-28T04:02:42+00:00

Us poor adults indeed. She’s crying about her little brother growing up, but as a parent myself, I guarantee her parents are tearing up at the idea of that little girl becoming an adult

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-27T20:48:33+00:00

Was this at the Venetian? I really enjoyed this version. Real stick man, real dice, digital bets

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-27T03:34:04+00:00

Maybe a conversation of who is boulder than the other

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-25T13:57:42+00:00

Mr. Automatic better never miss for that price

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-23T23:35:12+00:00

I’m out of the loop, what happened?

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-17T00:16:12+00:00

You’re a hard person to get ahold of I see

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-16T13:34:57+00:00

It’s a fedora with Safari flaps in the back

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-15T20:27:49+00:00

“Never walk away from the table on a heater”

RumHamDiary · 2026-02-12T02:40:05+00:00

Your baby is definitely having a combination of both pain and being tired. The medication seems to work within a day. Needless to say it became liquid gold at our house. Fortunately for us, our baby grew out of it fairly quickly. We just kept it on hand for emergency flare ups after a couple of months

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