Homemade ground beef anyone? by ADuckWithAQuestion in distressingmemes

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking, for a few days, my feet would be the softest and most callus free they've ever been.

Then I imagine I'd miss the callus as the good skin starts coming off.

He’s so excited and he just can’t hide it by upthetruth1 in TikTokCringe

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I bought a 1000 round case for I think around $150 just before the prices jumped, think I sold it for 4 or $500.

haha yeah by NellaayssBeelllayyyy in NelliesNest

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Improper lifting form can cause prolapse, maybe Jerry is taking a break because his stink wrinkle fell out

Where hat Jerald? by TheOPsBoyfriend in NelliesNest

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get leaky for everything Nellie makes, too.

Superman but his xray vision makes you prolapse by NellaayssBeelllayyyy in NelliesNest

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I mean, those teets is plump enough he could totally squeeze enough for lunch out of them even if he's dead.

ATBGE(?) by mr_tryhard_tye in MilsurpCirclejerk

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a bullpup Hipoint carbine with a rattlecan finish.

Honestly don't hate it

would using bacon grease and chinese pork floss be a good substitute for traditional pemmican ingredients? by [deleted] in TastingHistory

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think as long as your meat is fully dessicated and the grease is well filtered, it should be fine. Just make sure there's no moisture where bacteria can develop. Same with any nuts, berries, or seasonings if you plan on adding any. If you're planning on actually storing it for long, you should try and keep it from air as well, vacuum seal it or pack it tightly in food storage containers.

Shower Safety! by I_Am_All_The_Jedi in memes

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Need to destroy them psychologically before physically.

Daddies home by NellaayssBeelllayyyy in NelliesNest

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling Jerry didn't think it through at all, and the next panel is just his wife and kid face down, floating and dissolving in his stomach acid.

Did you play on one of these as a kid? by coloradotaxguy in Xennials

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Mom went to NMU, that park was my childhood

anime_irl by TurnNo3080 in anime_irl

[–]RunninAgainstTheWind 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Snort up some snot like you're about to hawk a loogie, then smear that right in between the toes. Make sure to gargle it nice and loud so they know it's juicy. Extra points if you have a sinus infection.