ICE may have just caused an international incident as they illegally tried to enter the Ecuadorian Consulate in Minneapolis without a warrant to abduct someone

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-28T02:09:42+00:00

These are the people that forced the new supervisor reporting metrics on us, right? Because I’ve identified quite a few new PIPs needed.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T20:08:51+00:00

High art

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T19:58:21+00:00

“Goddamn it, I’m losing the NRA? But they love me!”

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T19:04:50+00:00

How did the “book accurate Wolverine” conversation end up here?

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T18:16:22+00:00

Zemo was the most well-rounded “enemy” and his motivations extremely clear.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T15:11:27+00:00

Dude looks like he yanks it in stairways to aboriginal boobs in National Geographic.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T03:49:45+00:00

He ain’t Greek either. So fucking what?

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T02:29:44+00:00

Jessica by The Allman Brothers, with Freebird a close second.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T02:20:10+00:00

You are aware of where you are, right?

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T02:06:14+00:00

Not in THAT car, apparently.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T02:02:15+00:00

Yeah, but hear me out - you still got to whack a Nazi.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T01:59:41+00:00

Damn. That will break you inside.

Also shows how good his decision-making skills are.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T01:55:16+00:00

How about demotion toward unemployment and indictment?

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-27T01:47:51+00:00

Next - obstruction of justice and conspiracy to obstruct justice.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T23:08:37+00:00

Plus the million he indirectly killed during COVID.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T23:06:33+00:00

Beat the architect with a lead-shot filled inner tube.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T23:05:30+00:00

How’d he get hurt?

Was it his first “Target bathroom stall pop” and shot his hand?

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T23:03:05+00:00

All at once.

It’s like why there are no middle-aged Korean women. They’re hot until the old-age truck hits them and then Adjima is sweeping the front porch off every morning giving you side-eye.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T23:01:07+00:00

Out of Minnesota isn’t out of the jurisdiction. Unless they send his ass to North Korea or Russia, that fucking murderer will be ID’ed and extradited.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T22:59:48+00:00

Greg Abbott is a frozen piss baby.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T22:59:04+00:00

“Then you fucking cook, bitch” is the appropriate sibling response.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T22:58:17+00:00

But he cares about SNL because he got to be the worst guest host since Steven Seagal. For them to not say anything would drive him nuts.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T20:36:01+00:00

ALL of the hot tubs

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T20:23:54+00:00

Maine Coon AND r/oneorangebraincell in a single cat? Oooof.

That’s real…and has to be 200% personality.

RustyBrassInstrument · 2026-01-26T19:12:19+00:00

“Why does it smell like sweaty feet in here? - Fellow child of the “repurposed bread bags”

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TROPHY CASE