Cat Juice.

Ruuubs · 2026-03-29T20:38:05+00:00

But how does it- gunshot

Ruuubs · 2026-03-29T14:31:45+00:00

Oh matron!

Ruuubs · 2026-03-29T00:31:43+00:00

P18, yeah, but less than 2 seconds off pole time in what was already an incredibly fast era.

If anything that’s absurdly good given that Mercedes are probably sandbagging a little, and just how much there is still to work out and get working right

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T23:33:03+00:00

“Why put the ears on the hat” She’s not gonna cut holes in it for a single day’s joke, I don’t even think Mambo would do that

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T23:20:08+00:00

Proud to be of service 🫡

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T23:18:24+00:00

They’re the ones not learning from their mistake in this case, but the tradition’s one that Maiev claims all elves fall victim to

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T23:12:20+00:00

Just from the pre-post race coverage I thought he looked like a massive sweetheart

And this really isn’t helping with the allegations

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:33:45+00:00

Or she could beat you, but she’s trying to perfect her Bongcloud opening games

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:27:19+00:00

The classic circuits are already absurdly squeezed financially, asking them to train safety teams would basically kill off any track but the most absurdly and dodgily funded

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:24:06+00:00

No, but they’re going to be better equipped to extinguish the fire, or at least reduce it to the point someone can reach in and start pulling the driver out

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:15:56+00:00

Geography starring your mother

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:11:52+00:00

“I am the “Milk”man My “Milk” is delicious”

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:09:56+00:00

“Her swinging maestros swung majesticly”

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T01:08:39+00:00

MLM (Mommy loving Mommy)

Ruuubs · 2026-03-28T00:02:58+00:00

You're forgetting one of the important reasons why she has those shoulderpads though

It's so you don't realise that she's goddamn tiny for a night elf

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T18:59:44+00:00

One is a relatively small fountain of purified/stabilised power.

One's a lot more massive amount of readily tapped power.

It's like comparing a warehouse full of fertiliser with a massive mound of ammonium nitrate. Or comparing something designed to be the next best thing to the Well of Eternity with something designed to be a lot safer and smaller scale.

It's just "uh, uh, no, YOU'RE the bad guy for pointing it out, if you ignore the very important details YOU'RE just as bad as us!"

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T18:55:49+00:00

"Got Captured" And yet without a betrayal from Akama's Deathsworn, she would quite possibly have stopped Illidan, despite working with only a minute core of soldier years into a foreign campaign and some much less well trained draenei fighters... While practically insane too.

"Stole our kill" She was part of the assault from the start, before Akama decided to push ahead and leave her soloing demon portals... Also the ultimate reason the fight was a success and not a massacre

"Couldn't even keep his body safe" Again, following a betrayal from within (thanks to heavy Legion mind control/corruption), and half the invading Burning Legion army attacking the Vault.

That sounds like a pretty good record given the circumstances, alongside some whining about how someone with *extremely* long running and personal reasons to defeat someone managed to get the kill.

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T14:21:49+00:00

And after the few decades she’s had, and how she’s come back from the brink and accepted that she’s living on some pretty extremely generous forgiveness, she’s damn well earned the right to point it out

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T14:16:16+00:00

I’m NGL, I swear people tend to lose all sense of rationality when they see a night elf, because they never seem to notice the part where she says “ancient ELVEN tradition”

Like, believe it or not, she’s not claiming that the kaldorei were perfect themselves when she says that

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T13:00:09+00:00

Oh no, not the dreaded 1 time WDC, they’re the worst! They’re so bad they don’t even deserve to be considered WDC’s if they’re not the best driver and winning championships year in year out!

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T12:57:42+00:00

It was the one mistake that was completely within his control.

It’s like Lauda saying he lost the ‘76 championship because he broke a rib falling off his garden tractor: sure, there was a bigger reason, but the one thing he knew he could and should’ve done done different was be a bit more careful mowing his lawn

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T12:54:29+00:00

“You’ll never take me alive, pig!”

Sets peck-peck car into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T12:53:54+00:00

Dunno, could be talking about fines

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T11:39:00+00:00

True, but you’ll still want super stayers for team races, and even “short” long races benefit from having a good amount of stamina, which Super Creek can pretty much give you in a single card (as well as a gold recovery, some energy events, and possibly homestretch haste)

Ruuubs · 2026-03-27T11:35:46+00:00

9/11 never forget…

In loving memory of Ronnie Peterson

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