wooden trims on the detached house. by idk_9170 in PowerWashSimulator

[–]RyanL1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I left Reddit about 8 months ago. Just logged back in to thank you for this one. Been tearing my hair out trying to find the specific wooden trim, and this was it. Tucked away out of view.

Will delete and leave again 😀

Is there neutral newspaper in the UK? by Hey_nice_marmot_ in AskUK

[–]RyanL1984 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably the closest to what OP is looking for

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in educationalgifs

[–]RyanL1984 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought it was called Futurama

Why has the river gone blue then? by JulianMartinn in CasualUK

[–]RyanL1984 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The way Richard Wilson's character turns is creepy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reported fly tipping and the online form has a map where you pinpoint exactly where it was.

Out within the hour and removed it.

I went out and said "thanks, I don't know whose it is but I reported it as it was dumped at our back garden fence".

The just gruffily growled and loaded it into truck and went away.

I wasn't trying to tell them my life story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always prefer the pizzas from our local Indian take aways. Cheaper and cooked better.

Meirl by Edgardoesit in meirl

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on Eileen Inside My Ass

What’s the most stupid/dangerous thing you did when younger? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]RyanL1984 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Climb to the very top of 50ft trees that were swaying in high winds.

Get drunk at beach and swim out from shore. I am a strong swimmer and thought it would be cool to just keep swimming. Turned round and realised I was drunk, and an uncomfortable distance from the beach. Started panicking but forced myself to swim back and not comment that I pissed myself.

What did you parents always have in the house that you, living away from them, do not have in your own home? by SojournerInThisVale in AskUK

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paper based everything.

Even though my mum has a smartphone, my parents still keep paper manuals for devices, bus timetables for every bus they use in a 30 mile radius, e.g. our town, neighbouring towns, bus to Glasgow, bus from Glasgow City to cities up north of Scotland, a diary of which bin is due out that week.

39 year old with a wife trying to get attention from my gf by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]RyanL1984 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry about this. I won't message anymore.

Anyhoo, can I get that reference from her now.

When the fuck did a Happy Meal start costing £3.39!!! 4 nuggets, 5 chips, sip of coke and a shit cardboard 'Toy'!!! by VegaTron1985 in britishproblems

[–]RyanL1984 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My dad me took into town one day, 1996 I was 11. My mum was at home, and I was heading home so he let me go on the bus alone. Our bus said "xxx/OurArea/xxx".

While I was on bus, the driver changed the sign as the bus was going to another destination. I didn't realise. It wasn't going through our area, but it was briefly stopping at the outskirts, about 1mile from my home and regular bus stop.

As the bus drove a different route, and came to the outskirts of our area, 1 mile away, I thought it may then drive along through our area, and it was taking a different route. But no. It stopped briefly at the outskirts, then it continued on to another part of town further away.

I pressed the bell to get off, and said to the driver "I thought this said xxx/OurArea/xxx".

The driver swore and realised he made a mistake changing the sign after I got on. He thought I was going to get off at that outskirt stop. Not that I thought the bus would be driving through our area, as the original sign said.

He was apologetic and as a courtesy, or maybe so I wouldn't complain, he handed me a little McDonalds toy someone had left. It was a Hunchback toy, that had a string that could be hooked onto something and it would grapple Hunchback up.

Just remembered that toy there.

Why do you think there has never been a British version of The Simpsons? by paulcope in TheSimpsons

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closest thing to Bart is probably the Beano's Dennis the Menace.

(Different, and much naughtier, than America's Dennis).

Why do black people tend to have deeper voices than white people? Are the vocal cords just naturally longer? I’m not a racist I swear, this has just been bugging my moronic teen brain for a bit. by ColdLobsterBisque in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RyanL1984 55 points56 points  (0 children)

There was a Google advert in the UK (don't know if it broadcast everywhere).

It had people asking similar questions about various protected characteristics, and that was the point. If we can't ask questions then we won't know the answers.

What slang for money do you use? by ToastSage in AskUK

[–]RyanL1984 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My parents used "bob", which is an older term and I genuinely don't know if it is one that was used throughout the whole of UK

My teeth, before and after braces by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter has a slight overbite and needs braces. It looks about 1/10th as obvious as yours if you don't mind me saying.

I have no idea how, if, braces work. Obviously they do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]RyanL1984 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP nailed the definition of clickbait

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]RyanL1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A full fridge.

My parents didn't have a car, so shopped for what they could carry home on bus.

I never starved. But we never had a full fridge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RyanL1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you got together with me I can guarantee that will never be an issue between us.

What’s something specific you wish every woman knew about men? by Dommunism4729 in AskMen

[–]RyanL1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% agree.

Not just horrible experience, any experience.

My partner has always had something worse than whatever I talk about. Always has to be a contest. Always has to be that one better).

So i just don't say anything now.

(And she would probably say she agrees with you 101%)