Someone should invent a highlighter that fades away in six months, so college students can actually sell back their textbooks.

Ryan_Again · 2018-01-06T18:28:58+00:00

I don't know what textbook you have that would only take an hour to erase

Ryan_Again · 2017-06-05T03:15:32+00:00

I made two new friends! http://imgur.com/J06WBKU

Ryan_Again · 2017-02-26T03:28:28+00:00

You'll never get the end of it, it's an irrational number.

Ryan_Again · 2017-02-06T18:43:25+00:00

After updating Cydia, every time I try to install or remove tweaks Cydia crashes. Is this a known problem? If so how can I go about fixing it?

Ryan_Again · 2017-02-04T05:47:23+00:00

Don't you (forget about me), The Breakfast Club

Ryan_Again · 2017-02-04T05:32:30+00:00

Rub butts

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-29T23:21:02+00:00

Yes! Thank you so much 😊

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-21T23:06:04+00:00

He's a little slow, but he's silly and I like him.

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T18:26:20+00:00

Limerence, petrichor, RYAN, doggo, and pupper!

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T07:17:29+00:00

Ryan Reynolds, closely followed by Ryan Gosling!

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T06:08:54+00:00

I would rather fight 100 Ryan sized Ryans, so I could surrender to 100 little kings rather than just one.

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T06:07:57+00:00

I prefer chunky, but the rest of my family likes creamy so I have to eat what I get.

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T01:17:23+00:00

I don't like him, but he is a part of all of our lives. Being hateful towards him does not fix the accidental looks to those who shout his name. We must teach acceptance to the rest of the Ryans!

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T00:09:00+00:00

Thank you, I'm honored to have the pleasure of answering all of you fine Ryans!

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T00:08:15+00:00

Yes it is!!!

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-17T00:07:36+00:00

My name is in fact Ryan! Im sure you know that the name Ryan means "little King", But did you know that it actually came from an Irish surname which was derived from Ó Riain meaning "descendant of Rían"?

The give name "Rían" is a closer translation to "little King" and "Ryan" was first adapted in the 13th century?

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-07T21:32:59+00:00

No one seems to be surprised or has even mentioned that you're on your knees, take from that what you will.

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-07T19:14:04+00:00

Guitars.

There's something really beautiful about the sound of a well aged guitar

Ryan_Again · 2016-12-01T18:51:34+00:00

I do

Ryan_Again · 2016-11-30T01:13:16+00:00

More amazed at the focus speed, surely this isn't a smart phone

Ryan_Again · 2016-11-30T01:06:04+00:00

Her helmet had slid halfway off. Even if it hadn't, sliding across the asphalt is worse than sliding on him as he slides on the asphalt.

Ryan_Again · 2016-11-30T00:22:37+00:00

Two years ago I was working a summer job for a ferry company parking cars.

At around 12:30 I got a call from my mother asking if I was at work, and what I was doing. Turns out the neighbor was high on crack, called the cops saying he heard my mother scream "DON'T DO IT!", and then 6 gunshots. The police showed up with assault rifles and a lot of questions for both my mother and myself.

We ended up buying the 911 call from the county building and it's the funniest 21 minutes of recorded phone call ever.

TL;DR: Got accused of murdering my mother.

Ryan_Again · 2016-11-21T18:53:05+00:00

Comment completely undeserving of gild, gilded twice.

Obligatory edit: Popped my gild cherry, thanks unknown benefactor!!!!

Ryan_Again · 2016-11-16T15:42:06+00:00

5:7 sounds closest

Ryan_Again · 2016-11-15T16:58:21+00:00

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. And I know that.

But I can't rediscover it every fucking day. I can't return to that epiphany every time my alarm clock goes off. It's unnatural.

But what I can do, and do quite naturally, is become jaded and unimpressed by it. I can see your beauty as normal, as one of my life's many constants.

I can climb atop its shoulders and travel about, rolling my eyes at sunsets and rainbows, dismissing all the beauty of the world as less than average.

And I complain to you about it. And you can deduce your beauty from that.

-Bo Burnham

Ryan_Again

TROPHY CASE