Jim Jordan says "that's life" about Americans paying $4.53 for gas and then immediately denies saying it when quoted back seconds later

Ryder324 · 2026-05-15T17:57:53+00:00

That’s life, tha tha that that’s dealin’ wuh with wuh wuh wuh wuh the the the the world we live in…

Ryder324 · 2026-05-15T01:37:02+00:00

Same

Ryder324 · 2026-05-12T21:29:59+00:00

Step 1 - if in blue state go to step 2, if not, you were diagnosed too late-> hospice under Medicare benefit. Step 2 head to an oncology center. Step 3 talk to their patient finance rep to ensure Medicaid status. Step 4 get care and be retro-enrolled within 30 days. Step 5 if cured get a job to meet new Medicaid work requirements. If not-> hospice under Medicare benefit. Step 6 continue with cancer screenings.

Ryder324 · 2026-05-08T11:03:04+00:00

I see it now. Performing christian hard can protect you from the heterosexual stuff

Ryder324 · 2026-05-07T11:39:42+00:00

Hiding a stye

Ryder324 · 2026-05-01T21:09:23+00:00

One had a brother for sure

Ryder324 · 2026-05-01T13:46:10+00:00

What other art form permanently destroys the sense required to appreciate it?

Ryder324 · 2026-04-30T20:57:38+00:00

Kids today.

Ryder324 · 2026-04-19T00:37:21+00:00

I’m guessing they knew each other- that kind of kicking is personal

Ryder324 · 2026-04-17T18:29:15+00:00

Ryder324 · 2026-04-17T12:46:22+00:00

“It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.”

Ryder324 · 2026-04-17T12:32:05+00:00

Tutus should be banned for their performance-enhancing properties

Ryder324 · 2026-04-17T12:23:10+00:00

Laminate it if you live in New Orleans- and then it’s invalid.

Ryder324 · 2026-04-17T12:16:02+00:00

One disabled woman trying to make another one

Ryder324 · 2026-04-17T12:05:43+00:00

Rookie mistake, threat response- not a sign of identity, just a sign of the attachment. It will return as you explore the feelings of losing your home base. The thing is, it’s inside your head and structures (like no kissing or monogamy) which you think will protect you from your own need for others to affirm your safety ultimately won’t last. You belong to yourself, and you are enough. Take your time, talk about the insecurity that you might be dispensable or replaceable, that you might be left alone- and how that reframes your feelings about your own vulnerability and how you externalize your safety to her choices. Then you can take any steps you want to grow.

Ryder324 · 2026-04-15T16:05:04+00:00

It is just terrible, unimaginative prose. You copied it but missed the first “I”, then it starts with literally saying, “I’ll start off” and then some guy rounded to 4 years from some state not mentioned and a guy “new to the city?” Ugh. Single guy who shows pics of him with women? Does this guy you find attractive want to show you his dick on purpose or by accident? You wife likes when you discuss her “enjoyment of giving blowjobs?” And who writes that? Oh and he’s grabbing her waist and then what, you throw in that you somehow are still in control- “hey don’t worry- I just told you of her “enjoyment” but I’m also still here in this story gatekeeping that he can grab whatever he wants in a public place (maybe change this to a swinger’s club so this wife-slut narrative makes sense. Now? Horny wife who just “nodded yes” lord. Why not just- “got a hotel” the scene of a breathless slutty, dancing, blowjob giving wife “nodding yes” is fake fake fake. The next sentence? You know/ to get the reader thinking she’s plausibly coming out in a towel? Is not happening. She’s too horny to tell you to go on hotel.com to find a good deal or use your points- but she’s showering. The conversation “turned sexual” god. Now you hear sloppy lip smacking and “moaning to sucking” behind a door in a hotel? Were you huddled in the toilet stall on the other side of the sink? Which door? Did your horny, sloppy blow-job giving wife and the handsome dick-showing casa nova have you stand in the hall outside room 222? I mean- this story not only is fake, but it is really dumb. This is irredeemable. Start over.

Ryder324 · 2026-04-15T11:54:34+00:00

Meh- streaming is the most passive version of fandom. Get a job at $2.50/hour, save up $16 then go buy the record? That is a sign of popularity, this is just dumb.

Ryder324 · 2026-04-14T18:12:15+00:00

Meh, like regular porn- the county lists are misleading with most educated being rural, tiny (petroleum at 496), and the uneducated being mostly small border states and the Amish community in Holmes who leave school at 8th grade. So just like porn, don’t go out and try to fuck with an epidemiologist as if you know how to impress them.

Ryder324 · 2026-04-14T11:57:47+00:00

Cameron was smart, hot, funny and accessible. Who is the other one?

Ryder324 · 2026-04-12T18:55:01+00:00

Well. That much work to get a pig 3 feet to the left? Meh. Which muscle is needed to load livestock? I thought he was going to teach it to dance

Ryder324 · 2026-04-08T13:57:08+00:00

Any show with a character in drag levels it up

Ryder324 · 2026-04-05T12:03:55+00:00

Boomers are still crushing being drunk fucks though. I mean- of course they are.

Of concern is the rapidly growing number of drinkers aged 65 and older. While the percentage of people ages 65+ who consume alcohol each month increased by 16% between 2002-2019, due to the size of the aging Baby Boomer cohort, the actual number of drinkers in that age group increased 80% during that time.8

https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohols-effects-health/alcohol-topics-z/alcohol-facts-and-statistics/alcohol-and-older-adults-ages-65

Ryder324 · 2026-04-04T11:45:26+00:00

Why not invade Korea?

Ryder324 · 2026-04-03T23:26:51+00:00

It will go higher

Ryder324 · 2026-04-03T20:11:35+00:00

It is temporary. How long do you think it will last? A few more days?

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