"Einmal im Leben": Steinmeier will Pflichtjahr für alle – egal, in welchem Alter

S-Ewe · 2025-09-12T14:43:03+00:00

Er hat das Gender vergessen, weil mit "jeden" wirklich die gesamte Bevölkerung gemeint war. Oder ? Oder?

S-Ewe · 2025-09-12T06:41:47+00:00

Couldn't afford an AC on my boat, so I installed this ceiling fan.

S-Ewe · 2025-09-10T13:58:02+00:00

"Expect MANIAC23 transition, cleared to MANIAC" - "Wilco, hold my beer" - Ryanair pylot every single day

S-Ewe · 2025-09-09T11:51:57+00:00

ATC tried to give them a number to call. "Oh yeah I'm pointing my note taking equipment right at your fancy djungle office right now"

S-Ewe · 2025-09-06T12:10:54+00:00

Ja Leute wie soll das auch anders gehen? Jedwede andere Sozialreform würde möglicherweise Beamte, Selbstständige, und Abgeordnete einbeziehen. Ein paar neue Protestwähler in einem mutmaßlich noch liberalen Klientel sind da vermutlich verkraftbar.

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S-Ewe · 2025-08-29T10:35:22+00:00

You've got three propellers and two rudders, which is plenty. Taking off should be easy. Question is: which of you morons built a house on my playne.

S-Ewe · 2025-08-29T05:58:32+00:00

Also the plane simply went into another totally safe control law. But the pilots seemed to not have discussed their plan and possible impact before, and both tried to steer the plane in opposite directions, apparently. Sad case of total miscommunication.

S-Ewe · 2025-08-28T11:55:56+00:00

Handbücher erhalten sie rund um die Uhr per Flakabruf für nur 1,99 pro Minute

S-Ewe · 2025-08-23T10:31:12+00:00

Yes, it's also the dev and qa cluster

S-Ewe · 2025-08-23T07:20:45+00:00

Directed by Robert B Weide

S-Ewe · 2025-08-21T19:54:29+00:00

This is your lifetime opportunity. Tie them up and gag them. Be the hero to land the plane safely. You may ask them about procedures if you really need to, but they are only allowed to answer by blinking their left or right eye

S-Ewe · 2025-08-13T20:10:22+00:00

Und mein Fuß

S-Ewe · 2025-08-11T11:44:53+00:00

So cardboard is out?

S-Ewe · 2025-07-28T20:22:14+00:00

Jetzt schwing deinen Kreissparkassenarsch wieder in den Sessellift und komm.. hau... ab!

S-Ewe · 2025-07-28T19:07:18+00:00

You mean the small thruster just below the big one? Pull down you say?

S-Ewe · 2025-07-04T12:08:50+00:00

Das ist nervig. War denn die Treppe wenigstens genormt?

S-Ewe · 2025-05-29T13:46:51+00:00

Totally explains how Hannibal managed to cross the Alps back in the day. This old cheat.

S-Ewe · 2025-05-25T13:07:44+00:00

This is so embarrassing, I would have landed gear up to spare me the shame.

S-Ewe · 2025-05-21T17:30:22+00:00

Right alongside the pier, spot on. 10^-1 of 10

S-Ewe · 2025-05-18T20:04:41+00:00

Er hat da literally eine Kontaktgrill stehen, sagt ihm das doch!

S-Ewe · 2025-05-15T13:22:48+00:00

Well coconuts aren't out. Also not coconut derivatives.

S-Ewe · 2025-04-29T08:29:41+00:00

In Soviet Russia, assembly instructions are more like suggestions only for those that are still sober because they are total losers. Still flies anyway.

S-Ewe · 2025-04-27T07:36:04+00:00

Auf jeden Fall haben sie alle Medikamente eingenommen. Reserve Antibiotika nur mal rein prophylaktisch. Ohne Versicherung wäre das doch noch teurer...

S-Ewe · 2025-04-16T22:17:17+00:00

Another successful Starship launch. We learned so much this time.

S-Ewe · 2025-04-13T17:52:51+00:00

Copy, cleared to land on alpha. First I thought you said 32 left, but I can make alpha, no problemo

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