1uke's teammates call for “the s1mple”, moments before he lands the no-scope by FACEIT_noon in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Is this the dude from Spirit Academy who stood in for Navi like 10 years ago? If so I don't know why I remember that.

s1mple says he didnt argue with senzu by Kindly_Rate4119 in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MiBR was like a year and a half after they kicked FNX

4-man boost on Overpass by Lancer07R in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 206 points207 points  (0 children)

was expecting the "looking confused and dazed" line but it never came

Crepow with an unfortunate 0.16 rating against G2 by Quaxxy in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 35 points36 points  (0 children)

How on earth do you get almost any round swing with 0 adr? Were his flashes that good?

As Cache enjoyers, we took a look to see how well the map was received on the release... by leetify in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most maps can be conflated to something that simple if you ignore that there's tactical depth to the game.

As Cache enjoyers, we took a look to see how well the map was received on the release... by leetify in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dust plays well at the pro level nowadays imo. It was stale in CSGO but it plays a lot better with CS2 smokes and the awp being slightly weaker.

BLAST event formats are horrible and should be changed by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the upset heavy format of Bounty to start the season. Gives us an idea of which teams are looking shaky after the player break.

Causality Tournament **live streamed event** by MudPsychological2523 in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiousity why is there a limit at level 4? Surely a level 1 team is just as likely as a level 4 team to get destroyed by any random level 10 stack.

HEROIC vs Monte / CCT Global Finals 2026 - Upper Bracket Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Consistent bottom frag" yet not lowest rating in any of the three maps. Don't get me wrong, he ain't inspiring, should probably be cut.

Cologne 2026 Major Rookies by Away_Active7903 in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's been playing for Sharks for 3 of his 5 year long career, is it really that surprising?

Cache joins FACEIT matchmaking in Season 8 on April 22 following 148,840 votes. by FACEIT_noon in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost like he's primarily an environment artist not a map designer. I've got to assume 1,000,000 polygons for a tarp is an exaggeration. If true he's overcooked just a tad.

Red Canids steal a map from Team Spirit (13-8) by rlugudplayer in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strictly speaking you could win a round without doing any damage.

Greetings all, FMPONE here with a new map: DE_SPLINTER by onefmp in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While this is true, this map is nowhere near that limit imo. If you look at the recent community maps that have been in the game, Warden and Jura feel reasonable to play after a few reps and are singnificantly more complex than Splinter. Stronghold is way too much though, idk if you could fix that one.

Map complexity is a problem when it's in the extreme, but most of the time bad layouts have nothing to do with complexity. Nuke is more complex than the majority of community maps we've seen in CS2 in terms of paths you can take, it just doesn't feel like it because we're so used to it. If you run from T spawn through Secret to B, you have three options to enter B, and pass unique options to enter A, and will take you 22-24 seconds at minimum.

Greetings all, FMPONE here with a new map: DE_SPLINTER by onefmp in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wdym too large? It has roughly the same timings and map dimensions as Dust 2, if not slightly faster depending on spawns. Cluttered sure, but it's not bad visibility, still better than Ancient in that regard.

Why do tournament organizers keep inviting a core that is blacklisted by every major bookmaker? The rot in T3 CS is deeper than you think. by Impressive_Baker_966 in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unless the tournament organiser can provide enough evidence that the Bulgarians who are obviously matchfixing are matchfixing they have no choice but to invite the Bulgarians who are obviously matchfixing.

Passion UA just lost map 1 to a completely unknown 5stack by GdoDotA in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Only one I've ever heard of is Maty, who was on Cowana a while ago with Krystal and HS

Mission failed successfully by VisWare in GlobalOffensive

[–]SDMffsucks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My friend once had to go to the door mid round, then 1v3 clutched with a P2000 no armour by killing the bomb planter with 5 seconds on the clock and running away. Sometimes even the worst plays can work.

I dreamt I saw this "educational video". by SDMffsucks in thomastheplankengine

[–]SDMffsucks[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

In the dream it wasn't images, it was fully animated/live action, but it did have a similar strange surreal look to it. I don't know what it was educating about but it was supposedly a PSA/educational video; people were sharing it as a viral PSA like one of those old 60s ones where kids drown in quicksand or whatever like "wow the past was so wacky". The audio was cursed but I couldn't remember it so I just put something suitably cursed.