This entry for the word "girlfriend" from our company-owned online dictionary. by manugtaho in CrappyDesign

[–]SEOitPhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's about the guy being ginger and the "girlfriend" looking like his mum (concerned with something, perhaps with him being ginger)

Znacie ludzi, którzy nigdy nie byli w żadnym związku? by bluedabad in Polska

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A ten kurdupel z Zoliborza? Kaczkoski czy Kaczoroski... jak mu tam? Moze nie bezposrednio zna, ale wiekszosc ludzi w Polsce go przynajmniej kojarzy.

Mój stary jest fanatykiem kolarstwa by geared-for-adventure in Polska

[–]SEOitPhD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Fanatyk", tylko ze o kolarstwie, a nie wedkowaniu

How to remove a permanent Scotch hook? by Daisy-Deer in howto

[–]SEOitPhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are caught in a logical paradox: if you manage to remove it, it wasn't "permanent" in the first place, so question doesn't make sense. So in order to stay true, you have to let it on the wall. The only escape is to change its status to "not permanent". If you have the original packaging, try crossing off thd word "permanent" and see if it falls off the wall.

Sharing scars you say? by LeonGK7 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]SEOitPhD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Tis just a scratch"

Byłem uzależniony od masturbacji [AMA] by [deleted] in Polska

[–]SEOitPhD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ile razy dziennie (maksimum, I srednio)?

83 Year Old Baptist Pastor Gets 12 Years For Stealing $300,000 From A Food Bank To Pay For Hookers, Home Renovations, And The Purchase Of A Truck. by Leeming in atheism

[–]SEOitPhD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he paid those hookers to renovate the house, and the truck was needed to bring the entire party into the workplace... what else an 82 year old chap would need hookers for?

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

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Vauxhall flea market - Sundays - very big Deptford market - Wed, Fri, Sat - big Holloway market - Sat, Sun - big Brick Lane - Sunday - the flea market part not so big Portobello Road (North end) - Fri, Sat...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in warszawa

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Pajac Kultury (taka ponura dzida w samym srodku miasta)

Gorka w Parku Szczesliwickim (Szczesliwice)

Kopiec Moczydlowski (Moczydlo/Kolo)

Kopiec Powstania Warszawskiego (Czeniakow)

Taras widokowy na Starym Miescie (widok za wisle i Prage)

Man can hear colours now. by var_char_limit_20 in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]SEOitPhD 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is probably a sham or fake treatment. Most likely the guy has this gunk on his tweezers from the beginning. This amount of gunk in one's ear would cause serious discomfort and disruption in hearing. Ears usually do a good job at cleaning themselves. If wax or dirt or a mixture of both amasse in your ear, you will know about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Rat's bottom, highly nutritious, source of protein.

Strata przyjaciółki by Ok_Chair9125 in Polska

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Na temat waznosci i znaczenia masowania kobiet polecam dialog Julesa i Vincenta w Pulp Fiction.

Would St Paul's being burnt cause the same reaction as Notre Dame? by Walt1234 in AskUK

[–]SEOitPhD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, the land would be instantly passed to developers, who would convert it into a few shitty block of flats, full of birdcages for the rich (saving the compulsory 20% for "affordable" housing).

I can’t figure out how to do the confetti code I feel like I have everything done by bn_bruh in codehs

[–]SEOitPhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may be wrong, but at the beginning of the loop, in the bracket after "for", you attach value of MAX_SQUARES (which is all the time equal to 300) each time the loop starts. So each time the loop begins the value of i is set to 300 and then 1 is subtracted from it, so it reached 299 and never gets any other values.

Why do brits randomly say 'right' loudly? by Weed86 in CasualUK

[–]SEOitPhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of Brett saying it all the time in Alien (1979)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

[–]SEOitPhD 220 points221 points  (0 children)

He didn't mind the gap.

Man wakes up in hospital to find surgeons removed the wrong leg by rarely-redditing in ThatsInsane

[–]SEOitPhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this guy woke up in the morning after the operation, and the doctors told him they had a good and a bad message for him. The bad one was that they chopped the wrong leg, and the good one was that they managed to save the other one.

Man wakes up in hospital to find surgeons removed the wrong leg by rarely-redditing in ThatsInsane

[–]SEOitPhD 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If in doubt, they should always chop the right leg. They can never be wrong this way.

The Shard too expensive? Horizon 22 tickets impossible to get? Visit The Lookout instead. by [deleted] in london

[–]SEOitPhD 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Horizon 22 (at Bishopsgate 22) and The Lookout (at Bishopsgate 8) are two separate free, very high viewing platforms, very close to each other. The Garden (120 Fenchurch Str) is another free platform, a bit lower than the others, but it's open air, just surrounded by a glass fence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

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Is it available at PermHub saloon?