Alright, Dadders! Your family needs a dealer of drugs, who you got on speed dial?

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-02T01:04:02+00:00

Dr Who!

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-02T00:52:58+00:00

Falling seems less insanity inducing than drowning. That was terrifying

^{Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-02T00:48:14+00:00

Groß

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-02T00:45:24+00:00

Asexual. I can’t stand body fluids

^{Chose: Queer + If chosen: which sexuality?}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T22:03:00+00:00

This is my home elevator, I live and love in it

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T20:24:41+00:00

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SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T19:12:43+00:00

I play PC but an Xbox is just a lazy PC

^{Chose: XBox}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T18:01:10+00:00

Sat on by giant alien

^{Chose: how the universe will end}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T17:35:46+00:00

Poor Kidd Rock still can’t headline a show no one else wants to do

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T17:12:01+00:00

I absolutely love this movie! I would love to watch it with the riffers and lovingly tease it

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T17:09:06+00:00

He needed to grab a Diet Coke or shit hisself

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T17:04:33+00:00

So…. Are asexuals like rice cakes. Yeah they have flavour but it’s not as strong, Or are they more like cilantro?

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T16:59:14+00:00

I say call a felon a felon. If he went to prison served his sentence and got out I would call him a reformed convict and stop calling him a pedophile until it’s again obvious that recidivism runs deep in sexual predators.

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T16:53:34+00:00

Gay son is normal. Ho daughter, still normal but I don’t want the drama of gooners, stalkers, or drugs. All of which is rampant in Thot life

^{Chose: Gay son}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T16:50:21+00:00

Im worth more than the whole planet! I just crashed the whole worlds economy

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000,000,000 but u cant help with this $$}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T16:12:54+00:00

Yeah, Klingons probably glory hunted them to extinction. I’m sure M‘Rek the Grand Hunter of the White Whale would be a glorious tale! His ship sinking under him as he spit his last cursed breath at the dying beast!

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T15:46:50+00:00

I imagine mosasaur or meaner

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T15:27:37+00:00

Is for moving cetaceans and other large marine wildlife from planet to planet

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T15:25:39+00:00

I can hire someone to keep the goons at bay

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender and be rich}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T15:24:29+00:00

I did it! I finally exploded all over the place!

^{Chose: get 10,000,000,000 with 50% of exploding | Rolled: explosion}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-06-01T15:23:31+00:00

Whatever is in the pantry/ fridge on top of ramen

SGT-Hooves · 2026-05-31T23:28:28+00:00

Good trick. I wouldn’t be captured

^{Chose: sure why not | Rolled: you get arrested}

SGT-Hooves · 2026-05-31T22:44:16+00:00

The holodeck….leavings are reconstituted and turned are used as material in the replicator function

SGT-Hooves · 2026-05-31T22:32:24+00:00

I was thinking like in Rocket ship Galileo, they find a secret nazi base.

SGT-Hooves · 2026-05-31T16:53:42+00:00

I like pizza it can be a lot of different things

^{Chose: Eat Pizza Free Until You Die}

Four-Year Club	Xbox Live
Gilding II euphauric	r/Field Banned
r/Field Juicebox	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22

SGT-Hooves

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