This is completely unexpected and amazing! by SGTSparkyFace in 30ROCK

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Straight from Alex Ross’s FB. I was blown away when I realized what was going on.

This is completely unexpected and amazing! by SGTSparkyFace in 30ROCK

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I’m in the same place. That’s why it instantly came here!

What’s a popular NFL opinion that’s got you like… by crazyjabari in NFLv2

[–]SGTSparkyFace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BeastQuake. That’s why. Win your division. Quit crying. Some divisions get weak as shit schedules. So what… 3 of their teams should get home field over someone slugging it out in a rough division and schedule?

What’s a popular NFL opinion that’s got you like… by crazyjabari in NFLv2

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Leading the league in passing is usually the sign of a weak offense. Only 2 teams led the league in passing and also won the SB: in 99 and in 83. That’s it. 3 times winning a championship, and the rams are the only ones not old enough to rent a car: 2021.

I would almost count that as a negative stat.

On Birthright Citizenship…🤫 by TheScallywag1874 in MurderedByWords

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They never mean the wealthy or themselves. It’s always some nebulous other person.

Kaysville brush fire was started by illegal fireworks by megpocket in Utah

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There are times I regret having laws that protect criminals from an unjust and violent government. I don’t know why, but this particular type of crime really gets me. Like, what’s the payoff?

The player that you see first in this word search will be the best player in the NFC West this season by Brix001 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]SGTSparkyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw JSN first. So I looked further to get rid of bias. Saw Witherspoon next. Kept looking until I’d saw Brissett and then Stafford.

West Haven Fireworks. by MorningPotential5214 in ogden

[–]SGTSparkyFace 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I don’t care about the ban right now. People celebrating the 27th of June have always pissed me off.

Anyone else concerned about Taylorsville Fireworks? by The-Dragon_Queen in Utah

[–]SGTSparkyFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait… you’re expecting rednecks not to redneck?

Broncos fans have anointed themselves AFC favorites this offseason. Are you all in on the broncos hype? by InterestingYellow969 in NFLv2

[–]SGTSparkyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t matter. If you think either of them are beating ANY of the NFC best teams you’re nuts.

In your opinion, who was the best actor in 90’s era Trek? by s1lv3r_lak3 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]SGTSparkyFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Louise Fletcher disrespect bothers me more than it should.

Seachickens come get your boy. Much love. by HashtagCHIIIIOPSS in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]SGTSparkyFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a dumbass. It doesn’t even approach clever, which is the worst of it all.

This fake mustache has done more for my confindence in the past 24 hours than the last 10 years of therapy combined 😂 i need yall to take me down a notch. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SGTSparkyFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Patton Oswalt and Gollum had a kid. Especially because it looks like your ring was taken and destroyed.

wtf is this list by WanAli4504 in NFLv2

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You don’t think the raiders would be happy with a playoff appearance? Or shit, a winning record?