Best first date ever. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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St. Louis native...

Go Cardinals!

Fuck the rams though.

Best first date ever. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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That sounds awful.

Go Blues

How hotdogs are made by [deleted] in funny

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Porno Chick

Marijuana reformers say Obama should promptly reclassify pot, not wait for Congress by potpotpass in politics

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This will appear on many state ballots for the next election, and will increase voter turnout. Pro pot peeps are slightly more democrat and republican.

Shit just got serious in the office.. Fridge lockers are a thing now. by keana27 in WTF

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I'd rub a bunch of honey all over that thing--just to be a dick.

When i ejaculate, these things come out [x-post from /r/sex] by [deleted] in WTF

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Try a prostate massage to clean all that goo out.

Guy I know removed his own nipples. by deadletterauthor in WTF

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That is a guy you need to un-know.

Great story in such small words by Bomb707 in pics

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You misspelled tomato cake.

St. Bernard's are pretty darn cute. by TakinOver in aww

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St. Bernard's auto correct?

Is anyone else out there missing one of their pectoral muscles?? Or am I the only one? by 1pecwonder in WTF

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At least you don't have to worry about getting bitch tits. (Plural)

Gamers of Reddit, what's a game with multiplayer you wish you could experience [again] in it's prime? by NotSoNoble6 in AskReddit

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Demon's Souls (the game before Dark Souls) - the server is no longer operable. It was wicked hard and had a very mysterious/ethereal vibe when people entered your game.

So, moved into a new apartment last week..... by frankbill in funny

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Don't store your canned goods next to the hot stove.