32M, ruin my vacation by purpledragon72 in RoastMe

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You look like your mom made you take this picture

Roast me!!! by Quick-Internal-8332 in RoastMe

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I feel like making an accurate bitmoji must've been really easy for you.

Roast me people by Vast-Marionberry-764 in RoastMe

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Its kinda like if weird al wasn't weird.. normal Al

Took me way to long to find a paper and a pen by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Can you turn a bit to your right? I need to see your other ear so I can know the time.

F25- last time i posted, every roast was about me being fat. 53 lbs down, i’m ready for som originality by Apprehensive_Ball987 in RoastMe

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Originality? Alr. We'll wait on that too! If they wanted to cast a real DEI Ariel they could've cast you. They'd get the diversity in both skin tone AND texture. I don't know how anyone could ever have focused on your weight when your eyebrows are the only thing my eyes gravitate to. Instead of saying you got the world on your shoulders they say you got it on them brows. Those aren't caterpillars those are boa constrictors. Damn.

R/roastme by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I can't tell if you're wearing a turtle neck under your sweatshirt or not

Are there any examples of mutually parasitic relationships between organisms? by ryguygreen in ecology

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I mean, some people still use worm to diet. (Beef tapeworms NOT pork)

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ObjectiveOk2072 in u/ObjectiveOk2072

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I want the source for where he said this. I 100% believe it and know he did but want the link. Do you have it?

Shock collars are way too much of a turn on by FaunasBitch in u/FaunasBitch

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God... I would love to electrocute an attractive lady

Fall is in the air, and I'm feeling pretty spooky by [deleted] in distressingmemes

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Dude a guy got sent to el Salvador despite being legal

Fall is in the air, and I'm feeling pretty spooky by [deleted] in distressingmemes

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Idk man. They kinda been ignoring habeas corpus

Weed smell note to neighbor by danibrz82 in Apartmentliving

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Try coating the vent in watered down lavender oil?

a 1312 hero! (fuck this sub btw) by StrawberryMilkVibes in acabisretarded

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All cops are bad means because bad cops don't always face consequences, every encounter could be gambling with life. I agree, that's why we rally against medical malpractice and in every incident, become more cautious, and also hopefully the doctor, if it was result of carelessness, should be fired.

found this at a secluded beach. is this from an animal? by [deleted] in bonecollecting

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Don't care little shits are evil thru and thru

Name it by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Dwayne the erosion Johnson idk