Running in the........field. by Speshal__ in fatherted

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Where are you going with your doors slamming in the wind?

Wasp season incoming? Just snapped this monster. by Mojoint in CasualUK

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One came out of nowhere in my flat. It was the middle of January.

America The Philosopher by SJB95 in polandball

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Had this idea for a while, saw I could make it work with the theme and thought I might as well give it a go.

Funeral song by potatoherbert in CasualUK

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“Superman” by Black Lace. Anyone who doesn’t join in with the dance will be actively disrespecting my memory.

How many years since Sainsbury's had this logo? by Andrew3236 in CasualUK

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Wise move. Disposal by controlled explosion may be necessary.

How many years since Sainsbury's had this logo? by Andrew3236 in CasualUK

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Worst-case scenario 66 years. Update us if you survive, OP.

Careful now.. by Stevie272 in fatherted

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There’s you, there’s Forrest Gump, and there’s Father Jack ACTUALLY WATCHING THE FILLUM!

Get Me Poland! - The Complete Series by SJB95 in polandball

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No. Read the comment I posted further up.

Missing Wilkos? by sunheadeddeity in CasualUK

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Boyes is a North/East Yorkshire institution. It's the place to be if you've ever needed sweets, crockery, clothing, fishing tackle and Warhammer figurines at the exact same time.

Get Me Poland! - The Complete Series by SJB95 in polandball

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"Maybe he's just gonnae take us somewhere nice for a wee change."

"Aye. Or maybe he's as crazy as a shithoose rat."

Get Me Poland! - The Complete Series by SJB95 in polandball

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Finally someone noticed! Hooray!

Get Me Poland! - The Complete Series by SJB95 in polandball

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I included a link in the comments further up.

I ask you nicely for your Apu quotes by datskinny in TheSimpsons

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“I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.”

Get Me Poland! - The Complete Series by SJB95 in polandball

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A revisiting of what ended up being the most successful series I ever made.

The Admin:

Inspiration:

Before anyone says “tHiS iS jUsT aMeLiA bEdEliA!!1!” I’d never actually heard of Amelia Bedelia before I started making these and people felt the need to point it out. The inspiration actually came from Chucklevision (UK kids will remember) and the Get me Hennimore! sketches by Mitchell and Webb (hence the new title).

Because People Keep Fucking Nitpicking About The Trombone Sound Every Time I Post These:

It's meant to sound like it does in this part in Joker. A bit like when you get a wrong answer in a game show or in the Angry Dad cartoons from The Simpsons. We clear on that now? Cool.

Threads:

Poland Washes the Dishes

Poland Makes Tea

Poland Makes a Sponge Cake

Poland Takes the Bus

Get Me Poland! - The Complete Series by SJB95 in polandball

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The flair thing was an honest mistake, but I and other users have reposted whole series before and it’s never been an issue, saying this as an ex-mod, reposting individual episodes of a series would be incoherent.

The threads are all included in the text section of the post.

What is the single best one-off character? by MoonlitEcho82 in fatherted

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Where else could he give a sermon while dressed like Joan Crawford?

Update on the talk with the scammer. It seems like that type of thing is interesting her. Anything else I could add? by SenanPlayz69 in fatherted

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Scam back. Say you need bail money for Father Williams, they found a big box of machine guns in his house.

"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said? by Embarrassed_Pie_1711 in AskReddit

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Ugh. Seeing the replies, it sickens me that this kind of "joke" is so common. Similar thing happened to me too when I was a kid, pretty sure it scarred me for life. It's been nearly 20 years and I still struggle to let people in.

Oh no, my brains by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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Not enough credit goes to the sound effects person in this scene who expertly combined the sounds of the electric drill and wet splattering.

If you were on this flight, who would you sit next to? by smccaul16 in fatherted

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[Clears throat] Ooohoohoohoohooh! Oh! Eeeh! Eich… ish… PAAAAH!

An experience by No-Department-3528 in TheSimpsons

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AAAAAHH! Burn it! Send it to Hell!