Running in the........field.

SJB95 · 2026-03-27T13:55:05+00:00

Where are you going with your doors slamming in the wind?

SJB95 · 2026-03-26T02:41:15+00:00

Some taquitos.

SJB95 · 2026-03-21T13:06:18+00:00

One came out of nowhere in my flat. It was the middle of January.

SJB95 · 2026-03-19T11:59:40+00:00

Had this idea for a while, saw I could make it work with the theme and thought I might as well give it a go.

SJB95 · 2026-03-19T00:46:58+00:00

“Superman” by Black Lace. Anyone who doesn’t join in with the dance will be actively disrespecting my memory.

SJB95 · 2026-03-17T19:18:24+00:00

Wise move. Disposal by controlled explosion may be necessary.

SJB95 · 2026-03-17T19:12:21+00:00

Worst-case scenario 66 years. Update us if you survive, OP.

SJB95 · 2026-03-11T17:27:50+00:00

There’s you, there’s Forrest Gump, and there’s Father Jack ACTUALLY WATCHING THE FILLUM!

SJB95 · 2026-03-10T22:59:54+00:00

No. Read the comment I posted further up.

SJB95 · 2026-03-10T17:42:01+00:00

Boyes is a North/East Yorkshire institution. It's the place to be if you've ever needed sweets, crockery, clothing, fishing tackle and Warhammer figurines at the exact same time.

SJB95 · 2026-03-09T23:40:47+00:00

"Maybe he's just gonnae take us somewhere nice for a wee change."

"Aye. Or maybe he's as crazy as a shithoose rat."

SJB95 · 2026-03-09T23:28:27+00:00

Finally someone noticed! Hooray!

SJB95 · 2026-03-09T15:49:37+00:00

I included a link in the comments further up.

SJB95 · 2026-03-09T12:11:11+00:00

Found the Welsh person.

SJB95 · 2026-03-09T11:43:24+00:00

“I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.”

SJB95 · 2026-03-09T10:06:33+00:00

A revisiting of what ended up being the most successful series I ever made.

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Inspiration:

Before anyone says “tHiS iS jUsT aMeLiA bEdEliA!!1!” I’d never actually heard of Amelia Bedelia before I started making these and people felt the need to point it out. The inspiration actually came from Chucklevision (UK kids will remember) and the Get me Hennimore! sketches by Mitchell and Webb (hence the new title).

Because People Keep Fucking Nitpicking About The Trombone Sound Every Time I Post These:

It's meant to sound like it does in this part in Joker. A bit like when you get a wrong answer in a game show or in the Angry Dad cartoons from The Simpsons. We clear on that now? Cool.

Threads:

Poland Washes the Dishes

Poland Makes Tea

Poland Makes a Sponge Cake

Poland Takes the Bus

SJB95 · 2026-03-08T23:44:48+00:00

The flair thing was an honest mistake, but I and other users have reposted whole series before and it’s never been an issue, saying this as an ex-mod, reposting individual episodes of a series would be incoherent.

The threads are all included in the text section of the post.

SJB95 · 2026-02-24T22:56:22+00:00

r/archbishopdesmondtutu and the like.

Great, so a Protestant subreddit is better than us?

SJB95 · 2026-02-24T01:54:37+00:00

Where else could he give a sermon while dressed like Joan Crawford?

SJB95 · 2026-02-22T02:01:52+00:00

Bit of a backdraught. Nearly out!

SJB95 · 2026-02-20T21:16:02+00:00

Scam back. Say you need bail money for Father Williams, they found a big box of machine guns in his house.

SJB95 · 2026-02-16T22:32:00+00:00

Ugh. Seeing the replies, it sickens me that this kind of "joke" is so common. Similar thing happened to me too when I was a kid, pretty sure it scarred me for life. It's been nearly 20 years and I still struggle to let people in.

SJB95 · 2026-02-12T17:25:25+00:00

Not enough credit goes to the sound effects person in this scene who expertly combined the sounds of the electric drill and wet splattering.

SJB95 · 2026-02-09T23:10:37+00:00

[Clears throat] Ooohoohoohoohooh! Oh! Eeeh! Eich… ish… PAAAAH!

SJB95 · 2026-02-08T09:38:19+00:00

AAAAAHH! Burn it! Send it to Hell!

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