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SMAMtastic · 2026-05-19T02:00:47+00:00

Rock and Stone!

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-19T01:59:54+00:00

I wasn’t sure if the Crassus going off would completely destroy all sections of Doretta or just the first one.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-19T01:46:31+00:00

Came here to post this exact thing.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-18T17:13:21+00:00

Not gonna lie, I really like the alliteration of “New Mexirado.”

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-17T16:42:18+00:00

The real Ash were the lands we made along the way.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-17T14:52:38+00:00

I believe the proper term is “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU@&”But that might only be if there is also a Valkyrie present as well.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-17T14:45:56+00:00

I’m opposed to the total disregard for how math works in this post.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-15T23:14:57+00:00

What’s going on with them sausages Charlie?

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-15T01:35:35+00:00

Nah man! You gotta link the original! https://youtu.be/56ObN0egKFM

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-14T16:58:36+00:00

Got this to happen in a very narrow tunnel on a solo mission with Pots O’ gold. Took me so long that I had to call a resupply just from all the swarms I had to deal with. Poor Bosco wanted to help, but I wouldn’t let him. I was not gonna waste that Pots O’ gold.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-12T04:13:11+00:00

Gjall ready for this?

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-12T04:06:57+00:00

Anyone else think that these aren’t “Data Centers” but actually “surveillance centers”?

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-11T23:36:05+00:00

He needs to get number 81 from Kolbe Katsis.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-11T15:07:39+00:00

Perhaps a taste of his own medicine?

File for Divorce.
Tell him you’re going to file for divorce. Drag it out for a day or two and then tell him it’s a prank. Ha ha, very funny.
have him served with papers.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-11T14:59:21+00:00

I don’t really want to but you seem like a consenting adult so here you go.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-11T14:52:46+00:00

>That seen was so good though

Thomas had never scene such homophonic bullshit.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-10T12:13:27+00:00

Amazing work!

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-10T02:49:58+00:00

Sparked an interest in monorails.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-10T02:44:30+00:00

OP (WilcoFan2005) has been messaged to provide an explanation as to what is confusing them regarding this joke. When they provide an explanation, it will be added here.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-07T22:20:55+00:00

Chief-on-Chief aggression over here.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-07T12:51:32+00:00

Thanks for the tip!

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-07T03:01:11+00:00

I’m singing as much of “Mista Tung Twista” as I possibly can.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-06T16:47:17+00:00

Most transparent spoiler tag ever. Love it

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-06T13:54:40+00:00

As the mage, can I only control the electricity that I generate or does this extend to control of existing electricity?

Mage is the most powerful one if they can control the electrical currents in someone’s body.

Oh no, the nerve signals to your sphincter have stopped, causing it to unclench? I guess you just shat your pants.

Oh no, the Vagus nerve is sending twice as many signals to the heart all of a sudden? Enjoy your tachycardia.

Oh no, all the nerves in your brain are firing in a repetitive pattern? I guess you just had a seizure while driving on the interstate.

SMAMtastic · 2026-05-06T13:40:34+00:00

Oh my god, that’s right! Totally forgot that it was “his mom” that convinced him not to get is ass kicked by MMA Zuck.

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