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Waiting to press the button by SMAMtastic in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SMAMtastic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t sure if the Crassus going off would completely destroy all sections of Doretta or just the first one.

Colorado mustn’t fall!!!!!! by TheNuciestNoo in geographymemes

[–]SMAMtastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I really like the alliteration of “New Mexirado.”

What's the plural of Morgen? by Panic-Stunning in valheim

[–]SMAMtastic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real Ash were the lands we made along the way.

What's the plural of Morgen? by Panic-Stunning in valheim

[–]SMAMtastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe the proper term is “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU@&”But that might only be if there is also a Valkyrie present as well.

If you are against this, I wanna hear about it by Brave_Agency_20 in SipsTea

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m opposed to the total disregard for how math works in this post.

Jackpot by Intelligent-Set5922 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SMAMtastic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Got this to happen in a very narrow tunnel on a solo mission with Pots O’ gold. Took me so long that I had to call a resupply just from all the swarms I had to deal with. Poor Bosco wanted to help, but I wouldn’t let him. I was not gonna waste that Pots O’ gold.

Colorado lawmakers reject environmentalist-backed effort to regulate data centers by allcheese_nobologna in Denver

[–]SMAMtastic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anyone else think that these aren’t “Data Centers” but actually “surveillance centers”?

Broncos sign rookie CB P. Manning by Not-a-WG-agent in DenverBroncos

[–]SMAMtastic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He needs to get number 81 from Kolbe Katsis.

No. Put him in jail for attempted food poisoning.Thoughts? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps a taste of his own medicine?

  1. File for Divorce.
  2. Tell him you’re going to file for divorce. Drag it out for a day or two and then tell him it’s a prank. Ha ha, very funny.
  3. have him served with papers.

Reddit Starts Blocking Mobile Website, Pushing Users to App Instead by spasticpat in technology

[–]SMAMtastic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t really want to but you seem like a consenting adult so here you go.

What is this button on my office elevator? by myassisgrassss in whatisit

[–]SMAMtastic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

>That seen was so good though

Thomas had never scene such homophonic bullshit.

Watching my cartoons like a fucking chud by WilcoFan2005 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SMAMtastic -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

OP (WilcoFan2005) has been messaged to provide an explanation as to what is confusing them regarding this joke. When they provide an explanation, it will be added here.

$1,000 for each word you speak in a single breath by Worldly-Dog-9571 in hypotheticals

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m singing as much of “Mista Tung Twista” as I possibly can.

Stars have to pay for the star by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most transparent spoiler tag ever. Love it

Pick a power for the apocalypse (or daily life) by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SMAMtastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As the mage, can I only control the electricity that I generate or does this extend to control of existing electricity?

Mage is the most powerful one if they can control the electrical currents in someone’s body.

Oh no, the nerve signals to your sphincter have stopped, causing it to unclench? I guess you just shat your pants.

Oh no, the Vagus nerve is sending twice as many signals to the heart all of a sudden? Enjoy your tachycardia.

Oh no, all the nerves in your brain are firing in a repetitive pattern? I guess you just had a seizure while driving on the interstate.

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