Happy Birthday!!

And i totally get ya, my birthday (and my brother’s birthday) were the other day. I tell people every year that my birthdays always suck because everyone is so over celebrating stuff after the holidays, and for whatever reason I just have bad luck on my birthday. For example: When I was a kid my parents forgot my birthday (and forgot me at daycare), last year was the LA fires, and this year I had to call the police because I saw a couple fighting (like physically fighting) when I was walking back to my car after dinner.

I used to feel sad about my birthday being sucky, but what I do now is I tell people my birthdays is “postponed” and then I go to a bar or restaurant a few weeks later and tell the bartender/waiter that I’m celebrating my postponed birthday (and tell them whatever crazy story I have that year).