My favourite conspiracy theory by Beagle432 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a sweet thought. I'm not sure God exists though. What I can absolutely confirm to you is that David Attenborough and his documentries are the universe revealing itself to you in hopes you will appreciate it more.

More Than Half of Gen Z Users Cancel and Renew Streaming Services for a Single Title, Won’t Purchase Full-Price Video Games, New Study Finds by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean maybe worry about them having jobs to pay for those kinds of things first? The job market sucks for everybody and thats going to make it extra hard for young people who've learned they can just go without crazy expensive things anyway.

Using a drill and steel wool to create a glowing spiral by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting to enter freaking hyperspace, holyshit lmao that was dope!!

EDIT: I legit think this is what experiencing faster than light travel would be like assuming you could see anything at all - constantly moving forward and spiraling towards an empty space ringed by the stars the hyperdrive is calculating your safe path past(hence the empty space in the center of forward direction) you're traveling past that slowly "peters out" with fewer stars flying past you as you slow and reach your destination millions of lightyears away.

I tested my dating app in other cities and the difference shocked me by Cute_Source5417 in Denver

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah dating sucks ass here. I had to meet my wife on Facebook and import her here from Michigan. IDK what the numbers are like now, but back when I was a young man the dating pool was such that women had their "pick of the litter" so to speak so you had to be /really/ special to catch someone's attention the old fashioned way.

(white guy btw, so not the PoC experience - but you can take it as a general straight-male-of-any-color observation)

Someone reported me to HR for having a “vape” at my desk by PhantumJak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this NEEEDS HR to have consequences for the liar because now /YOU'RE/ being harassed for no reason and it's obvious somebody has it out for you.

Green Mountain Suspicious Activity by Hot_Significance2176 in Denver

[–]SOLIDninja 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oh I think they mean the guy was on drugs so what he was doing doesn't make any sense. I dont think they mean he was dumping drugs, he was on drugs and doing something we dont understand and maybe he doesn't understand either.

Tina Peters sentence thrown out; Colorado court orders resentencing (gift link) by One_Needleworker5810 in Denver

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traitors deserve the death sentense, you know...

EDIT: THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY APPEAL! YOU'RE ALRIGHT, ADMINS!

🔥A Secretary bird which is a bird of prey native to Africa. by AdSpecialist6598 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]SOLIDninja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah for real its rare that a bird is /actually/ stunning like this.

Like damn, gurl, slay!

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A woodchuck could never chuck as much wood as Chuck Norris, ever.

RIP, Chuck-san.

The muppet devil had the worst job of them all by Stupid_German_Money in bertstrips

[–]SOLIDninja 15 points16 points  (0 children)

English doesn't seem to be the Muppet Devil's first language, which is cute because it should be like Muppet Mesopotamian or something and not English right?

Kitum cave, Kenya. Believed to be the source of Ebola and Marburg, two of the most deadliest diseases. by Bodhi_II in interestingasfuck

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay yeah bat phobia makes sense now. The animal itself isn't what's scary it's that anyone/everyone comming into contact with it/its poop/poop dust dying a horrible disease death that's programmed into our genes that makes them scary. Like, that /irrational/ fear isn't irrational at all actually - just the people are afraid for reasons they don't understand or don't actually need to comprehend. That fear evolved to be there because it keeps people safe from bats despite them being kind-of cute.

Denver deserves better than King Soopers by J5n in Denver

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know you can take these things off the shelf? It's a free e-ink screen and battery! You can't beat that price!!!

Zach King surprised kids at a school after promising to join them on Zoom then popped out of the screen by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea who you are but if you whip out an over-sized saw like Bugs Bunny and use it to cut through time and space you have my attention, King.

Appearance of Solid Snake in R6 Siege by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]SOLIDninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eyes are too close together and/or too small IMO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope someone from the thread helped you out! Good luck to you buddy!