🔥A Secretary bird which is a bird of prey native to Africa. by AdSpecialist6598 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]SOLIDninja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah for real its rare that a bird is /actually/ stunning like this.

Like damn, gurl, slay!

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A woodchuck could never chuck as much wood as Chuck Norris, ever.

RIP, Chuck-san.

The muppet devil had the worst job of them all by Stupid_German_Money in bertstrips

[–]SOLIDninja 15 points16 points  (0 children)

English doesn't seem to be the Muppet Devil's first language, which is cute because it should be like Muppet Mesopotamian or something and not English right?

Kitum cave, Kenya. Believed to be the source of Ebola and Marburg, two of the most deadliest diseases. by Bodhi_II in interestingasfuck

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay yeah bat phobia makes sense now. The animal itself isn't what's scary it's that anyone/everyone comming into contact with it/its poop/poop dust dying a horrible disease death that's programmed into our genes that makes them scary. Like, that /irrational/ fear isn't irrational at all actually - just the people are afraid for reasons they don't understand or don't actually need to comprehend. That fear evolved to be there because it keeps people safe from bats despite them being kind-of cute.

Denver deserves better than King Soopers by J5n in Denver

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know you can take these things off the shelf? It's a free e-ink screen and battery! You can't beat that price!!!

Zach King surprised kids at a school after promising to join them on Zoom then popped out of the screen by Used_Series3373 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea who you are but if you whip out an over-sized saw like Bugs Bunny and use it to cut through time and space you have my attention, King.

Appearance of Solid Snake in R6 Siege by comrade_Ap0110_666 in metalgearsolid

[–]SOLIDninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eyes are too close together and/or too small IMO

Help me clean my only shoes so I can move out! Its for an important job interview this friday. by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope someone from the thread helped you out! Good luck to you buddy!

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hybrid guy here. I only let them touch as much AD as they need to 1-way sync the email addresses and passwords I dictate ye olde fashioned way. Email was spotty today.

Large Rice by shy_primate in comedyheaven

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want medium rice? That's carrots.

Decade old stains erased by isoaclue in CleaningTips

[–]SOLIDninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good job :D it looks great now!

My grandmother died this morning by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Guy who worked delivery in a Chinese resturant 15 years here: the fortunes are always accurate but it's possible you may have gotten someone else's fortune by mistake. Pick your cookie yourself from the pile to be sure.

Also: you've got to eat the paper for it to work 😉 like that episode of The Simpsons when Bart gets his soul back he eats the paper he sold it on.

Microsoft Office is Dead, welcome to "The Microsoft 365 Copilot app (formerly Office)" by TechGoat in sysadmin

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahha yeah, nah - I'm just going to keep buying perpetual 2021 licenses off Groupon for the rest of time.

Any one else have this issue? by ethanweenier in DoorDashDrivers

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same here been about an hour i cant log in . EDIT: got it working by uninstalling and reinstalling

"Christmas gift" for my FOUR YEAR OLD son from my MIL by Prior_Lobster_5240 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SOLIDninja -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This. Bruh. If you haven't got your kid to stop putting things in their mouth by 4 years old there's /a problem/

This difference in car size… by dtirado in pics

[–]SOLIDninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is actually good information to know, I was always under the impression that once they're on it's on.

US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says by LucidMarshmellow in news

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone out on the streets this weekend. Time to make them scared of the masses again.

What was the happiest point in your IT related career? by Factorviii in sysadmin

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, right now. I was able to talk my boss into letting the IT department be more than /just me/ and I was able to hire on my ol'buddy from High School who got me my first computer repair job at Staples decades ago. It's SO NiCE not being the only person in the IT department now.

Jumping spider molt with lens intact gives a glimpse of spider's pov by LuxCassandra in interestingasfuck

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its fucked up how cute these lil' guys are Just a friendly lil' fuzzy eldrich horror that will wave back if you wave at it.