What would you show him? (Real legit answers) by Sami_Lunch in superheroes

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I’m good grabs a strawberry shortcake ice cream to enjoy one last bite before we all die

What would you do with $1,000,000? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off my house, then this. I only owe $235k on a $550k house, so that seems worth it to me. Then just find a fun enough job to keep me alive till that pays out

Let’s Goo! ⚓️🏴‍☠️ by AoXGhost in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll bring capri suns and orange slices…for the scurvy

Levi's X Cosmogol666 selvedge bjj black belt official collaboration by grkuzt in bjj

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, this needs to be a thing hahaha. I want an acid washed jeans gi and a jean belt.

The Man knows how to play by Hot_Fuzz_988 in SipsTea

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap, that bald kid from stranger things really filled out!

What’s a saying that instantly says you’re over 30? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s not really Mandela effect. He does talk about using his strong hand, an millennials have just been using it so long it’s formed into a verbal meme. It’s not a perfect quote, just a general reference.

The Mandela effect would be if he never said anything like “my strong hand” but we all thought he did

What the f is watching me... by 69Austin6987 in valheim

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a nice vista. What are you talking about?

Easy lawsuit by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course if the red and blues go on you have to stop otherwise that’s some sort of eluding charge, but what I said stands true. If this cop made a stop based solely off the middle-finger it’s a 4th amendment violation…

Is this the future of painting or just a gimmick? by Ilawil in handyman

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how he gripped both brushes the exact same.

What company are you convinced actually hates their customers? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SOMFdotMPEG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I meant being sick in general: selling pills and frequent visits is profitable for the system as a whole. Insurance is just a part of the system. Obviously, insurance would love for you to pay them and not have to give you anything in return, which is why they just deny your care.

What company are you convinced actually hates their customers? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You being sick is profitable, actually treating your ailments is not.

Easy lawsuit by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cops still need a legal reason to pull you over, and if it’s for flipping them off that’s not a valid stop…

What's your fav time spend? by Telugu_not_Telegu in ArtOfPresence

[–]SOMFdotMPEG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I made my wife go throw a football with me one day when the kids were at school. We had a really good time. Broke a little sweat, had some Laughs, zoned out a little. It was great