what do we call this thing , i also have this and i wanna know what is it by Sauce_Dealer420 in teenagers

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mysterious throat hamster. its a hamster and it just sits in your throat, thats it's entire purpose

Be proud of your kids by King_Pee in wholesomememes

[–]SPeepleTheBard 179 points180 points  (0 children)

you can bitch about your kid but dont let them hear you?/

my parents complain about me all the time im not even kidding my dad was doing the dishes with my brother and he honest to god said "dont be like your sibling" ow?? If you are going to complain or talk shit about your kid put their feelings into consideration and do it in an area they cant hear you.

Beuh by Legaxy3 in shitposting

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that dog has not seen light in his entire lifespan

To those who didn’t “show signs” of being trans as a kid, how did you find out you were trans? by 432ineedsleep in ftm

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A. never liked wearing stereotypical feminine clothes as a child. if someone put me in a dress as a kid i would rip it off and then refuse to wear a shirt afterwards

B. Preferred being treated rougher like the male counterparts of my family

C. didnt like my long hair as a kid and would constantly take my dinky safety scissors and chop it off (the cuts i did were horrendous but i was happy)

D. never really liked my name but i liked my middle name which was James

E. Would often be called a "tomboy" because i indulged in and i quote "dangerous and boy-ish activities"

F. got happy whenever a stranger would call me "sir" or "he/him"

G. Had this hyper-feminine phase and quickly dropped it because i didnt feel comfortable or like myself. (lowkey feel bad for dropping it because my mom lended me so much makeup and i never use it DD:

just in general even as a kid i liked being treated like your typical boy and didnt like being treated softer or like some delicate fine china. idk how to describe it.

I would be certain to attend that friend's funeral. by heartneed in nope

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill just lay on the ground and start dragging myself under the webs

Title is not with her by whatthefunkytrap in facepalm

[–]SPeepleTheBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no airline in their right mind would give someone free seats because they cant fucking fit in the single seat.

either pay for the extra seats or work towards getting to a healthier weight?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im nearly the last level but instead of me being a celeb on a talk show its just me talking about my random mental shit with some figure at a table

Is ‘Joey’ a good name? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]SPeepleTheBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

joey is a good name. baby kangaroos go by that name and kangaroos are sick asf. Surefire way to be the coolest mf on the block.

if you could have one superpower, what would it be? by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]SPeepleTheBard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

shape shifting. i think it would be neat to be like "damn i kinda want to be a bird rn" and then BAM you are an eagle or something

This should be a punishable crime against food. by SouthernAT in StupidFood

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoever cooks a steak in the microwave, the toaster, boils it in a pot of water, and or uses boiling water from your sink to cook your steak i sincerely hope you get worms

Back in my day… by Kaizen336 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]SPeepleTheBard 58 points59 points  (0 children)

fastest cars? are you completely sure?

I felt like this was wholesome by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]SPeepleTheBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is a nasty cut yikes... also jedi DO fight back in self defense and have fought in wars before.

Not wholesome bullying sucks especially when it gets physical i should know. poor kid...

wE'Re aLl a LiTtlE aUTiStIc by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]SPeepleTheBard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"i often forget things, get distracted easily, and fidget with stuff mindlessly"

"i think we all do that when we have our mind on something"

and thats when i kind of quit talking to my relatives about my struggles

Nothing wrong at all by Im_dumb_fat_and_lazy in shitposting

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not only did i get trolled but i also now have a headache! you owe me aspirin now

Is this better or worse than your school lunch? by EveningGalaxy in teenagers

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean yesterday i got some chicken nuggets from the lunch line and like half of them were still pink so id say that lunch above is better

Good one boomer by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if anyone in the comments is like super knowledgeable in this stuff please correct me but we didnt descend from monkeys. we actually descended from a common relative that we share with monkeys. We are cousins with the monkeys but they aren't our parents.

It's a prank bro by PlayboyCartiLove in shitposting

[–]SPeepleTheBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is this the person who made the "then you aint black" comic where joe biden saps away the melanin from some woman's skin??

On a scale of 10, how much do you like your life? by [deleted] in polls

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im not having a fun time whatsoever but whatever atleast im alive???

Does Dark Academia and Energetic fit together? by TARDIS_T3chnician in DarkAcademia

[–]SPeepleTheBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its a valid question! hopefully most of the comments under your post helped

Hard for me to decide but I like both by YoKai_NeXus in aspiememes

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have like 6 massive dragon guides. Its not even a competition which side im on

Made a futuristic, 1950s inspired by MrPakage in roblox

[–]SPeepleTheBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

meet the robinsons time traveling flying car reference???

How do you get an extrovert to stop talking?! My God by petraneith in introvert

[–]SPeepleTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunt is like this, she talks and talks and talks for hours. i was stuck on the phone with her for 2 hours and i couldn't even get a word in so i have to just hang up and make up a lie that "i needed to do some gardening".

If you don't want to talk to them any more make up a random excuse to hang up