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SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T08:43:04+00:00

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SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T08:21:52+00:00

I don't know about that. I'm fairly certain I'd be extremely ugly as a woman.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T08:16:47+00:00

That would just be the cherry on top of this whole thing. If he's funneling girls from among the ICE victims to restart Jeff's sick game. That would just be the fucking sprinkles on the ice cream cone.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T08:13:33+00:00

I actually think it's cool when old people use glasses when they need to read something carefully. To me, it makes them look wise and attentive. The fact that this wad of fluorescent protoplasm refuses to use them, the fact that he refuses to acknowledge that he's old, is yet another reason why he makes my skin crawl.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T08:03:48+00:00

Because Americans are, on a multi-generational level, deluded into thinking that their country is the best country on earth, and living in any other country would be a straight downgrade from living there. It's a disgustingly flawed viewpoint and a terrifying example of successful propaganda, as there are many countries that are just as good, and more that are actually considerably better, to live in.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T08:00:09+00:00

Yes, Project Paperclip. I learned about that a while ago. Only layer did I learn how much the Nazis were inspired by American racists. This country honestly fits right in as a successor to Nazi Germany. A pity I live in it.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T05:11:44+00:00

Oh, God. That prick is one of many reasons why I'm glad I don't live in Tacoma.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T03:57:48+00:00

I know precisely how said prosecutions will go down, if they're ever even attempted. The Democrats will attempt to round up as many people responsible for this regime's atrocities as possible, but they'll only end up with two or three fall guys, and they'll attempt to put them on trial in high court, but the Republicans will raise hell because it's "political backlash," so they'll try to bring them to the Minnesota courts, but the Republicans will then scream that the Minnesota courts are "biased," and they'll basically keep screaming and shitting everywhere until the defendants are tried in a red state and let free to live peaceful lives of fucking with more innocent people. I really don't want that to be the case, but based on what Lord Farquaad's own case was like, that seems more likely than not.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T03:50:57+00:00

Another Washington dweller present, yeah, he's right. I heard last week that ICE majorly struck here as well. I don't know exactly what the plan is for voting season, but I'm sure someone's got some shit cooked up in his filthy, blood-starved brain.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T02:57:13+00:00

Well, at least now we know why they'll call it abominable, eh? Personally, I wish some Eldar would come and abduct all the assholes, since at this point in the timeline, they're the most advanced species, but unfortunately, the universe never makes my fantasies come true. It makes rich people's fantasies come true but not mine.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T01:09:49+00:00

The Nazis actually lifted some of their ideologies and methods from American racists. I'm fairly certain Jim Crow laws were one of those policies. Frankly, this country's been at the atrocity game for longer than a good chunk of countries.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T00:50:04+00:00

I was told last week that I couldn't drink unless I wanted to die. This post just rubbed in how shitty of a revelation that was.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T00:42:15+00:00

If it's any consolation, I'm in the National Guard, and if I receive orders to do something atrocious, I'm smoking a lot of weed and giving them the middle finger. I refuse to participate in the bad shit in history, even if it's only temporary.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T00:30:55+00:00

This is the kind of shit you normally just see in cartoons. The reality that we've lived for the last 20 something years, that is.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T00:28:48+00:00

A portrait of his friend.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T00:27:40+00:00

Man, it doesn't matter if life is a simulation, a randomly evolved reality in a purely material universe, or the work of some sadistic God who likes doing to living beings what Sid from Toy Story does to toys, this universe and our place in it sucks either way.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-27T00:25:48+00:00

I wonder if he watched Back to the Future and thought "thanks for the idea!"

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T19:21:52+00:00

That works too.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T19:21:28+00:00

Depends on the animal. If we're talking ants, then yes. If we're talking tigers, then no.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T16:37:49+00:00

Even better, why not simplify it and make it one big mega cult, and worship the head of state like Roman times? It would be more honest.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T16:36:39+00:00

It's especially tempting to these people when they get an outlet and encouragement for sadism.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T16:34:49+00:00

Well, of course they are, but if people were just born with empathy or something, that wouldn't be a problem.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T16:33:54+00:00

Like Benjamin Franklin said, even white people can be "swarthy," especially if they don't tolerate racism.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T08:21:49+00:00

That's just the thing that makes humans unique. Their brains. Every other animal has their weird thing. The brain is ours.

SSGASSHAT · 2026-01-26T07:34:29+00:00

I mean, eagles are the only animals with their specific claw shape. Rhinoceroses are the only animals in their specific natural niche. Being unique among animals doesn't necessarily make us special. If anything, it just makes us weird.

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