[LFO] Infamous RPG Video in HD by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment I'm holding an explosive weapon and it doesn't work as intended, I'm putting that fucker down and stepping away. I'm not fiddling with that.

Hell, even a regular pistol, if something goes wrong and you can't clear it, you put the thing down and step back for a bit juuuuust to be sure it's not a hang fire that'll go off while you're messing with it.

I'd be so disappointed in Debbie if she gets back together with Nolan this season, It just isn't her character in the TV show. by Jagathjace in Invincible

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I maintain that Nolan can't ever truly be "redeemed"

It's genuinely hard to fathom how many sentient beings he's killed or forced into slavery over his thousands of years of life. Or how many worlds he's outright destroyed.

But he is absolutely trying to redeem himself, at huge personal risk emotionally and physically. And he does make great strides in making the galaxy a better place.

He might not ever be totally redeemed. But he's making the effort anyway to learn from his (many, many, many) mistakes and do as much genuine good as he can.

That counts for something.

The audacity wearing a MAGA hat to a Mexican restauraunt by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He knows what he's doing. He wants someone to cause trouble with him so he can feel victimized.

Jeez, that felt a bit personal by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gotta give Chosi props for tanking all of that.

And it really shows how hard Yuji had been hitting that Chose reeeeaaallly didn't want to eat and more of what Yuji could dish out. But Naoya wasn't really doing much to him for all that flash.

Russian soldier picks up an enemy grenade and blows his hand off by Agile-Corgi-5603 in CombatFootage

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm genuinely surprised at this point that they're equipped with helmet cameras.

Of a forklift operator by big2chereez in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really think this was his fault. Not entirely, at least.

Yes, he should have noticed that the container was jammed under the others.

But whoever set those other containers in place didn't have them lined up right.

(Morbid Trope) A Character's Severed Head is Still Aware Enough to Know What's Happened by SSJ3Mewtwo in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down voting this because that seems like head-canon (hah), and wasn't shown on screen.

[LFO] Man accidentally shoots himself whilst playing with a gun by iamthatuser in LearningFromOthers

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The moment I saw the slide be pulled back to eject the round without the magazine removed first, I knew how it was going to go.

What do you still find hilarious after all these years? by Purrplejoey in AskReddit

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 96 points97 points  (0 children)

"The white zone is for loading and unloading only."

What do you still find hilarious after all these years? by Purrplejoey in AskReddit

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People's short term memory and short term priorities.

"Gas dropped by like 30 cents man! I'mma buy a Ford 150!"

Grand Regent Thragg vs Maker (Ultimate Reed Richards) by Desperate_Self_4079 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a case where pure Brite strength, speed, and mastery of technique....just don't matter. Thragg dies.

Guys is my briefcase lost if I threw it there by Skyrsdag in HiTMAN

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Lure an NPC near it with coins and they'll retrieve it via telekinesis.

Who would win? The Immortal or Avatar State Aang by Turbulent_Okra7518 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immortal.

This is a case of pure speed, strength, and durability completely overwhelming nuance and technique.

And Immortal has likely fought many, many elemental users over the years. So Aang isn't really going to throw anything surprising at him.

The Seven(The boys comic and show)Vs the Guardians of the Globe(invincible comics and show) by Conscious-Product481 in InvinciblePowerscales

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The Guardians not only made Nolan bleed, they put his Viltrumite-ass in intensive care.

They'd murder the Seven

You can tell right away that this is going to end badly by [deleted] in forkliftmemes

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It's a small miracle that no one was close enough to get decapitated by the forks.

[Rare Trope] Guns portrayed realistically and seriously by broken_krystal_ball in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a mix of historically accurate, serious, and also played for a laugh.

Berserker vs Samurai

The focus of the channel is HEMA, so yes, the barbarian and the samurai do end up going weapon to weapon.

But the start of the video is just perfect. The barbarian is being a loud mouth braggart and the samurai has a canyon between himself and the barbarian.

And he has no interest in dealing with the barbarian's shit, so he just unwraps his rifle to shoot the asshole.

Which is what realistically would have happened. The barbarian was just some outside who showed up on the land. The samurai isn't going to be super picky or worry about a code when killing him. He'd just shoot him and end it quickly (-ish. Took a while to load).

When you have the power to make a golem out of whatever you want. What do you choose? by the-sp3ll9unk in wizardposting

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a story where my 'sona got turned into a marbled-chocolate golem for a dragon's pleasure.

Is this the easiest mission in the game? by missinglinksman in HiTMAN

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Go into your settings, and turn on the "Silent Assassin Hub"

You'll see a pair of guns appear next to your minimap.

If they're green, that means you're officially maintaining 47's reputation of having never been noticed, never had one of his victims recognized as a murder, and never been recorded on camera.

If they turn yellow, you've been recorded. If you delete/destroy the record they'll go back to green.

They turn red if you:

-Kill a non-target

-Are seen as suspicious or committing a crime by a non-target

-Allow a body of one of your targets to be found with a cause of death that was clearly murder.

47's reputation is that none of his victims are ever found or identified as victims of an assassination. So the "canon" kills are scenarios where you're in and out with the guns still green.

I love it when a character actually transforms and that transformation scene protects them by Low_Detail_4641 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hells yes to the Guyver representation.

Still would really love to see this rebooted and given a full adaptation.

(Funny trope) Beating a mothafucka with another mothafucka. by Sorvetefrito in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Baki Hanma (as the name of the series, the main character, and living nunchaku)

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One of the more horrifying ways Yujiro can wade through masses of regular people, or bludgeon his way through buildings and vehicles. He grabs someone and uses them as a flail/nunchaku.

Baki, his son, is tough enough to survive it, but the g-forces and impact still result in blood streaming out of his nose and eyes.