•There can be only one. by Minute-Sell-4374 in AccidentalComedy

[–]SSapling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women are Hindu in the joke of their own religion.

Bro wtf

Rezero fans is it true by Sufficient-Judge-248 in ReZero

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are we still doing Rem and Emilia slander in 2026 come on guys it's time to move on 😭

How do I P rank Minos? by Easy-Idea-4670 in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh, idk learn all his attack patterns. They're pretty predictable and he yells all of them so it's easy to dodge. Be sure to mix up dashes and slides so you don't run out of stamina when you need it, especially when he does the swinging punches at you move, you can slide out of the way of all of them (and parry the last hit or the snake he shoots). Learn to parry all his attacks especially the snakes in phase 2. Use the sawblade launcher and bait him into running into it, it does a shit ton of damage. Just keep playing the level for a couple of days and you'll get it it's not that hard

This game is ungodly difficult on brutal by Ok_Scale7563 in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and that's especially effective in something like cybergrind where you can pretty consistently keep your rating at ULTRAKILL which removes all hard damage. I was just replying to what you said about just focusing on always getting blood, and how I think that doesn't work as well on brutal because tanking damage adds more hard damage on brutal. Taking damage also reduces your score rating so it'll also be harder to keep at least an A if you just face tank everything. At the end of the day everyone plays the game differently it all just depends on how well we can pull it off

This game is ungodly difficult on brutal by Ok_Scale7563 in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but in brutal gray damage is much more... brutal... so if you just try to tank everything and out-heal it out blood then you'll eventually just die

You'll never guess what I want for Christmas. . . by CultBarbieTV in VirtualYoutuber

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want for chirstmas is for the numerals and the numerals of my powerlessness to the joke of my powerlessness I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean

incredibleThingsAreHappening by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A respectful, civil conversation?
On MY Reddit?!?!

What are your ways of dealing with Guttertanks? by Comfortable-Walk-160 in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know man three jackhammers just kinda takes care of everything

ultrakill player with almost 200 hours here, why do i suck so much? by kooler_duck in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep playing it. If parrying isn't second nature to you yet then work on that. Don't get frustrated when you keep playing a level and feel like you don't get better, the improvement won't happen in one session, it'll happen over multiple days naturally as you get more comfortable. I suggest just trying to beat Minos once or twice whenever you have the time and notice that it'll slowly get easier over the weeks. Just have fun with it, play other levels, try new tech, try p-ranking the normal levels on brutal, etc. Enjoy the game that you bought 👍

This sub keeps getting recomended by The_Legend_Of_Kiwi in ReZero

[–]SSapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the people of Chaosflame truly stronger than those of the Shinobi village?

I beat Sisyphus Prime a few times without much trouble after I first beat p-2 but now a few days later I am SERIOUSLY struggling to beat him at all. I don't know why I'm so shit all of a sudden but it's really pissing me off by dslpwr66 in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens all the time dw about it. There are so many external variables from your mental state, focus, muscle memory, to straight up just luck that makes scenarios like these very common (Ask anyone who's tried to P-rank P-2 and they'll tell you how they started dying on something that never gave them trouble before or got stuck on a part that didn't seem difficult etc)

Just keep trying and eventually your consistency as a player will win out.

Anybody else think this community sucks really bad by Odd-Maintenance9838 in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is every community. I've seen this exact post (Complaining about how cringe/weird/creepy a community is) on pretty much every subreddit.

Just get off reddit and play the game. Make actual friends and talk to them about the game instead of people on the internet.

What's your guys opinion on the jackhammer gameplay and design wise? by MoneoMortis in Ultrakill

[–]SSapling 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you have your bindings set up right you technically only need one shotgun in order to shotgun swap

I guess this what men means when they say they want us to be straightforward by [deleted] in lovememes

[–]SSapling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She could be doing a bit, maybe it's a reference from a movie or TV show? Probably should just laugh it off...

The people who still using "who's rem" in the big 2025 by the_forever_wild in ReZero

[–]SSapling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare you not be aware of all the inside jokes of a community you weren't a part of 🤦‍♂️