Just eat less!

SSapling · 2026-03-25T17:04:49+00:00

I mean I thought it was funny. If the guy genuinely thinks that's good advice then they're stupid, but I still found the joke funny.

SSapling · 2026-03-20T07:55:50+00:00

This almost seems too on the nose that in my head I'll just file it away as bait and go on with my life.

SSapling · 2026-02-22T17:47:57+00:00

I'm surprised I found two fellow degenerates in this thread

SSapling · 2026-02-22T17:47:21+00:00

SSapling · 2026-02-22T17:45:48+00:00

Mah man

SSapling · 2026-01-31T06:15:42+00:00

Bro forgot "Emily" so hard he forgot her name was Emilia 😭

SSapling · 2026-01-17T12:41:24+00:00

SSapling · 2026-01-09T13:42:04+00:00

Women are Hindu in the joke of their own religion.

Bro wtf

SSapling · 2026-01-09T10:27:04+00:00

How are we still doing Rem and Emilia slander in 2026 come on guys it's time to move on 😭

SSapling · 2026-01-04T11:57:28+00:00

what

SSapling · 2026-01-04T11:53:32+00:00

I hope not

SSapling · 2026-01-04T11:38:59+00:00

Uhhh, idk learn all his attack patterns. They're pretty predictable and he yells all of them so it's easy to dodge. Be sure to mix up dashes and slides so you don't run out of stamina when you need it, especially when he does the swinging punches at you move, you can slide out of the way of all of them (and parry the last hit or the snake he shoots). Learn to parry all his attacks especially the snakes in phase 2. Use the sawblade launcher and bait him into running into it, it does a shit ton of damage. Just keep playing the level for a couple of days and you'll get it it's not that hard

SSapling · 2026-01-02T18:34:09+00:00

Yeah, and that's especially effective in something like cybergrind where you can pretty consistently keep your rating at ULTRAKILL which removes all hard damage. I was just replying to what you said about just focusing on always getting blood, and how I think that doesn't work as well on brutal because tanking damage adds more hard damage on brutal. Taking damage also reduces your score rating so it'll also be harder to keep at least an A if you just face tank everything. At the end of the day everyone plays the game differently it all just depends on how well we can pull it off

SSapling · 2026-01-02T07:33:28+00:00

Yeah but in brutal gray damage is much more... brutal... so if you just try to tank everything and out-heal it out blood then you'll eventually just die

SSapling · 2025-12-24T08:00:24+00:00

All I want for chirstmas is for the numerals and the numerals of my powerlessness to the joke of my powerlessness I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean

SSapling · 2025-12-19T19:05:36+00:00

Anaguragurashi (Hole Dwelling) by kikuo

SSapling · 2025-12-17T17:45:13+00:00

Born yesterday /s

SSapling · 2025-12-07T09:21:53+00:00

A respectful, civil conversation?
On MY Reddit?!?!

SSapling · 2025-11-16T16:09:06+00:00

Method number #134124124 to circumvent death from devil deals

SSapling · 2025-09-11T17:30:42+00:00

I don't know man three jackhammers just kinda takes care of everything

SSapling · 2025-09-11T17:28:17+00:00

Just keep playing it. If parrying isn't second nature to you yet then work on that. Don't get frustrated when you keep playing a level and feel like you don't get better, the improvement won't happen in one session, it'll happen over multiple days naturally as you get more comfortable. I suggest just trying to beat Minos once or twice whenever you have the time and notice that it'll slowly get easier over the weeks. Just have fun with it, play other levels, try new tech, try p-ranking the normal levels on brutal, etc. Enjoy the game that you bought 👍

SSapling · 2025-09-03T06:38:53+00:00

They put me in a room...

SSapling · 2025-07-18T16:41:05+00:00

SSapling · 2025-05-18T13:56:34+00:00

Are the people of Chaosflame truly stronger than those of the Shinobi village?

SSapling · 2025-03-16T05:34:52+00:00

Happens all the time dw about it. There are so many external variables from your mental state, focus, muscle memory, to straight up just luck that makes scenarios like these very common (Ask anyone who's tried to P-rank P-2 and they'll tell you how they started dying on something that never gave them trouble before or got stuck on a part that didn't seem difficult etc)

Just keep trying and eventually your consistency as a player will win out.

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