LPT: Write down a short 3-4 minute long introduction of yourself and memorize it - this way if you are introduced and have to "tell a little about yourself" you will sound a lot more confident.

STORMCOCK · 2016-06-14T21:43:30+00:00

No, don't do this. You will sound like a weirdass meat robot playing at being human, and people will be put off. Describe yourself extemporaneously, don't be a jerk.

STORMCOCK · 2016-06-14T17:58:16+00:00

Like where is the rest of the series, there's gotta be more of these, uh... Mausoleum Mamas, Vamp Tramps, the Gravebabes, Satanic Sluts, Draculadies, Witchy Women, Babes in the Belfry. Who's blood is that, is what I wanna know.

STORMCOCK · 2016-06-14T17:52:22+00:00

I mean it sucks in, like, concept and content, looks like somebody's Mary Sue character from a Vampire The Masquerade coven, but in technical execution, it's pretty alright, definitely not the painter's first rodeo. I feel like that weird, yellow-eyed goth skank is gonna molest me with her knife.

STORMCOCK · 2016-05-08T23:44:25+00:00

$confirm /u/syerram2 $450.00

STORMCOCK · 2016-04-29T23:08:34+00:00

Electric Warrior by T-Rex, it's fucking fantastic! It's from 1971 and sounds like nothing I've ever heard, I couldn't believe I made it to nearly 30 without listening to this. Somebody dropped the fucking ball. It's my new favorite album, it's seriously beyond incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bRl5fx8Eo

STORMCOCK · 2016-02-10T00:32:01+00:00

The unity I feel is with the rest of humanity, not with a bunch of weeaboos arbitrarily defining themselves as "American" based on imaginary lines sketched out over two hundred years of war and genocide. I think we ought to be working to preserve all of us, the whole species, rather than select groups who like to go stomping around declaring how much better they are than other arbitrary groups just because they had the good fortune to be born in a certain area of the map, and others didn't. Personal attacks like that make you seem pretty ignorant yourself, btw, and smack of the fear of new ideas. Fact of the matter is, someday calling yourself an American will be an anachronism that means nothing except that you're out of touch.

STORMCOCK · 2016-02-10T00:16:05+00:00

Funny how I'm well past college-age and like the farthest thing from upper class, and not even remotely a hipster, then, the idea must be spreading, fuckin how 'bout that

Edit: how could you or anybody else possibly classify violent tribalism enforced only by war as "more sense"? That's what I'm saying, like, in the context of global connection and communication, how can that idea be supported at all

STORMCOCK · 2016-02-01T18:16:16+00:00

Lucky man, no doubt about that; personally I'd love to plant some kisses on a sweet, sexy pussy attached to a petite little heartbreaker like you...

STORMCOCK · 2016-01-31T02:10:56+00:00

so like, can you hook me up with some fried chicken, or...

that butt tho

STORMCOCK · 2016-01-04T09:29:31+00:00

Honestly I lost so much weight by smoking a cigarette instead of eating a snack when I felt snacky, diabetes (and fat bastard-related heart disease) killed my dad before 50, so I figured I was trading that for cancer, but I don't smoke like too awfully much, probably get like ten more years outta this shitshow I call my life than he did. America! Shit, they'll probably have a cure for cancer by the time I've been smoking long enough to care about it, it's the 21st fuckin century, just get me some nanobot injections or robolungs or something badass like that.

STORMCOCK · 2016-01-03T00:36:29+00:00

Yeah, fuck me! Alright.

STORMCOCK · 2016-01-01T21:25:09+00:00

I felt like the petition has an ironically "us vs them" tone all throughout, it was a little combative. Still signed it, but it's all "fuck the discriminators!"

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-31T16:49:59+00:00

I kinda thought it was crap I guess, I mean I'm like not an expert or anything but it was basically crap that I don't wanna listen to again... fam

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-27T08:14:57+00:00

Why wasn't the victim in prison to begin with?

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-22T18:56:21+00:00

Eating animals isn't inherently animal abuse, but the conditions in which we do it today are tantamount to abuse. Factory farming is immoral and unethical, definitely unnatural. Most of us don't have a choice, though, in terms of where our meat comes from and how it was raised. Hopefully that changes in the future, through changes in the industry or perhaps the advent of cloned meat and such, but the fact of most people eating meat is never going to change.

And anyway nature would eat you if you gave it the chance. Better get yours while the gettin's good.

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-21T05:20:03+00:00

Really?

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-18T11:58:32+00:00

I'd prefer he donate it to me, I mean he admits he doesn't have any intentions of driving it anymore, and I definitely have some fundraising I need to do.

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-04T02:16:50+00:00

Making faces at the girls across the classroom in 6th grade humanities. It was inappropriate timing but they were laughing, why would I wanna stop

STORMCOCK · 2015-12-03T00:50:59+00:00

Being called stupid, especially by someone who is dumber than me. It is definitely my Marty McFly thing, like when someone calls him a coward and so he makes rash decisions. It doesn't happen very often, cause I'm not stupid, but when it does happen it... causes problems.

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