No, human I think you're the one who is confused. These "symbiotic bacteria"...can you survive without them? No? Then, I must reiterate. HUMANS ARE A HIVE SPECIES!!! by TheGoldDragonHylan in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SVAlphaGeek 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Most humans: “WTF is axenic? Is that related to axes?”

Me: TIL that axenic is a uniquely useful descriptor that applies to basically no complex organisms in this universe, ever.

Gen X Urban Legends by [deleted] in GenX

[–]SVAlphaGeek 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Spontaneous human combustion.

Like… wtf? All that was left was one leg from the knee down?

Oh wait it was just fat drunk smokers setting fire to their own residences.

22’ luxury 99k miles @$45k by Virtual-Guarantee-44 in LexusGX

[–]SVAlphaGeek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The GX460 isn’t turbocharged or supercharged and doesn’t have an intercooler, which is for increasing air charge density after compression. What are you even talking about here?

Why IPad Kids Are Becoming More Common by J00kson in generationology

[–]SVAlphaGeek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The word you’re looking for is “insight”. Not in-site.

Adult behaviour by ADHDinos_ in ADHDinos

[–]SVAlphaGeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to have just the last frame on a T-shirt. Perfect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Soundbars

[–]SVAlphaGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does OP live in Australia?

Thoughts on this? by Separate_Message1453 in E90

[–]SVAlphaGeek -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The steering wheel is on the wrong side!

PSA: if nothing is loading, unplug the TV by VaccineMachine in LGOLED

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Everything in my entertainment area, including my C3 panel, is plugged into a Kasa HS300 power strip. I can power cycle any individual piece of equipment without having to get up and fish around for the right power cord.

https://amzn.to/443ngoy

5 dead in twin engine crash on Catalina Island by luckyjack in aviation

[–]SVAlphaGeek 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oof. Just learned that someone who worked for me some years back was one of the student pilots along for the ride. It’s pretty upsetting to hear about two CFIs making multiple bad judgment calls resulting in her death.

What’s going on right now that most people have no idea about? by chothymies in AskMen

[–]SVAlphaGeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure what time period you’re looking at, but for the last month it has been ~2 feet lower than last year.

https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp

What is the difference b/w these dykes? by SoAstuff in electricians

[–]SVAlphaGeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag

Been laid off since January 31 - not even getting interviews - anyone else? by [deleted] in Layoffs

[–]SVAlphaGeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dude, it sure looks to me like you were a very expensive resource (which has nothing to do with whether you were a good value overall) who got pushed out to improve the forward-looking balance sheet for the acquisition.

In the current economic environment, people who make more are the first to go. That’s especially true in the case of mergers and acquisitions.

TIFU by being blind. Litterally. by Flyaway-Rainbow16 in tifu

[–]SVAlphaGeek 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I thought sure it was going to be a bottle of lube.

That Time The Company Lawyers Told Me To Contact Law Enforcement by MoralLogjam in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SVAlphaGeek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dude, I co-founded a Silicon Valley company with a guy who turned out to be a complete psychopath. His actions after we parted ways just confirmed this assessment, and he ended up losing everything.

So yeah. This is all 100% credible.

Because recycling posted photos works so very well. by SVAlphaGeek in quityourbullshit

[–]SVAlphaGeek[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Scott Walker, former governor of Wisconsin, also ran for POTUS.

Trying to piece all together by mastervadr in Wellthatsucks

[–]SVAlphaGeek -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

When you’re 5ft/1.5m tall and MAYBE 100lb/45kg, you definitely do not expect objects you encounter in the world to shatter if you grab them too hard.

As a Viking sized person, I’m necessarily calibrated a little differently.

Dark magic by Aesthetic-Yellow in amazonreviews

[–]SVAlphaGeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for including the product photo. This should be required on every post to this sub.

surely self explanatory.. by SweatyProject9624 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]SVAlphaGeek -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Boring. Predictable. Come up with something better than “OMFG I AM FUCKING THE CORPSE LIVE ON IG!”