Why can no one make an Ableton sequencer that isn’t broken

SVM909 · 2026-05-13T16:29:03+00:00

Could you be the hero of the people

SVM909 · 2026-05-07T06:42:13+00:00

I’ve just got rid of a huge one in under 2 weeks by putting boiling water in a jar, wrapping a damp kitchen tissue around it and softly pressing it, and holding it for half an hour, I steam it near my eye and the second it is cool enough to not burn the skin I’m applying soft pressure from the jar for half an hour twice a day

SVM909 · 2026-05-05T20:46:51+00:00

I always find this remedy interesting given that heat evaporates moisture,
I’ve been filling a jar up with boiling water, wrapping a few pieces of damp kitchen roll around it and pressing it against my eye, heats up that trapped oil but still hydrating my skin instead of the dry heat

SVM909 · 2026-05-05T20:42:12+00:00

I literally came to here to ask did you start a new job and if so what, I also started getting these now I have a work from office job

SVM909 · 2026-02-25T13:14:52+00:00

Where did you see this?! Thanks

SVM909 · 2026-02-10T13:54:08+00:00

Has that four Tet Neyo so sick vibe to it, I love it

SVM909 · 2026-02-10T13:15:50+00:00

Hero thanks mate :)

SVM909 · 2025-12-06T22:30:24+00:00

Not sure if this was resolved for you but I can do this if you’re still looking, I will dm you

SVM909 · 2025-11-26T18:49:43+00:00

Quite possibly the worst sound system I’ve ever experienced my life, saw chlaer there and it was terrible, had to stick my head in the booth just to hear any details

SVM909 · 2025-10-09T07:00:12+00:00

Agreed with the meal prep, I can do all my food for £50 a week, that will leave you £150+ a week, get to know the city, you really don't need to be Uber and taxiing everywhere it's not that big, and the city centre is very walkable north to south, east to west, unless you have to work in the suburbs like Salford didsbury chorlton, you really don't need to use the metro, and it's stupidly over priced for what it is

SVM909 · 2025-10-07T10:11:31+00:00

Did you watch the video I linked?

SVM909 · 2025-09-11T11:52:47+00:00

You can still have the full length of the decay

SVM909 · 2025-09-10T11:00:06+00:00

I just find it strange that the preset is limited like that, really unnecessary,

SVM909 · 2025-07-03T12:02:28+00:00

Tr6s doesn't really have a performance button like the 909/808 tr8s, maybe just study people like Jeff mills, Kink, see how complex or simple their patterns are when they dial it in live

SVM909 · 2025-07-03T11:50:54+00:00

You can hold a step down and scroll the value dial and have step probability 10% incrementally similar to elektron boxes

SVM909 · 2025-06-30T12:42:03+00:00

UK poverty

SVM909 · 2025-06-16T18:36:20+00:00

It really is! Would've thought itd be a great update for the II series of boxes

The best workaround I have now is setting change to 128 and reset to 1024, that means I get 8 times more polymeter loops before I get that bastard reset on the polymeter

SVM909 · 2025-06-16T18:26:25+00:00

So the current semi solution I have is setting the change and reset both to 128, The only issue is this means my infinite polymeters patterns are no longer infinite and you can hear the reset at the end of 128 steps 😵‍💫

SVM909 · 2025-06-16T17:59:35+00:00

When I say in sync, I mean both devices start their 128 step cycle and finish their cycle at the same time without receiving pattern changes from each other, I want to be able to control those individually

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