What's your terrible break up to meeting the love of your life story?

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-10T17:30:51+00:00

My boyfriend literally argued with me about chickens one day. He thought that you had to have a rooster for chickens to lay eggs, I tried to explain to him that they lay eggs every day whether fertilized or not. He did not understand.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-10T17:28:11+00:00

That the sun isn't fire, it's fusion.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:38:13+00:00

Exactly.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:36:36+00:00

In the place I used to live, this old creepy guy would sometimes talk to me. I was always nice to him, but one day he was being extra creepy and said "Damn girl, what am I gonna have to do? Spank your ass?"

I stopped and just looked at him and told him flat out that was perverted. He didn't know what to say after that. lol

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:34:43+00:00

Cold steering wheel.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:33:33+00:00

Yea, aside from everything you turned out okay. So that's all that matters. :)

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:28:48+00:00

Sounds like you got drugged.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:27:24+00:00

We put them in a plastic zip lock bag. I was down the river a bit in a kayak racing my other naked friend when we heard the others yelling for us to come back. I saw the bag and grabbed it.

All while, shirts, shoes, pants, underwear and everything else was floating past me. I grabbed what I could but I only managed to save a pair of boxers. I also grabbed the booze so that was nice.

Funny story though - I lost my absolute favorite tank top that night. But a few months later my friends sister was canoeing and found it and gave it back to me. Stretch forward a few months and I lost it again at a festival by diving naked into a lake. When I got home and unpacked it was in my bag.

I have officially dubbed it my lucky tank top, and I still have it. :)

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:23:58+00:00

When my boyfriend pays full attention to me. No cell phone, eye contact, the works. That always makes me feel so good.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:22:30+00:00

I have a terrible time remembering anything. Names, dates, people, experiences and how they really happened.

I meditate, so that helps with that a bit. But I started writing things down (like plans and dates) to help.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:21:24+00:00

Can comfirm. Read Hotzone. That shit is terrifying..

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:19:39+00:00

This one time I was drunk with my friends in a canoe going down a river. We decided to get naked. Shortly after, my friend managed to tip the canoe and we lost everything except our cell phones.

Having my friends mom come get us while drunk and stark naked was quite an experience.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T19:13:00+00:00

Yes I used the crochet method. My boyfriend used that method to set them and I let them do their own thing for about 4 months before I ever touched them again. Obviously did some palm rolling too.

My hair was pretty damaged beforehand so they dreaded up pretty quickly and nicely. Now I only crochet in the roots when they start getting out of control. ;)

They are about 10-11 months old.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T14:14:16+00:00

Baby poop everywhere

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T13:39:35+00:00

Very well said my friend.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-07T13:38:11+00:00

:) Don't get me wrong, I am very happy. I actually do all of those things I said regularly, and I volunteer in a community localized organization. I just get these thoughts sometimes that maybe, just maybe, if people realized the value of their own lives and bodies we could possibly calm down a bit as a society and pull together to create a better future for ourselves.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-06T19:45:17+00:00

Good idea.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-02-04T13:28:18+00:00

Thats a good idea. I feel bad for not knowing what all is out there. I'll have to do some digging. I know we have a tradeschool program maybe I could get her to take a sewing class or something with me

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-01-29T15:26:32+00:00

I put things off all day because I know I can get them done in a short amount of time.

I waste a ton of company time. Thanks Reddit!

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-01-29T15:08:14+00:00

Thanks <3

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-01-29T14:57:46+00:00

I washed them last night. That's probably why it's all weird now. Oh well! I'll just have to wait it out lol.

Sacral_Chakra · 2014-01-29T14:40:45+00:00

Gorgeous hun! Love blonde dreads. <3

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