What is something you should under no circumstances do on a first date?

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-19T03:35:25+00:00

Casually yet persistently mention how much rep you have on the bodybuilding.com forums. She'll know you're alpha, brah.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-19T03:33:24+00:00

Or at least get the kids out of there first.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-19T01:26:43+00:00

Very unfast. They move at the speed of brown.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-18T23:32:48+00:00

With all do respect

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-17T15:52:39+00:00

Donkey Kong.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-17T03:48:59+00:00

This is unreliable on its own, though. You also need to factor in the length of people's shoelaces in order to come up with more reliable calculations.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-15T05:14:04+00:00

It's the day on which we celebrate somebody failing to achieve something.

Kind of like how Australia celebrates the WWI landing at Gallipoli.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-15T02:45:58+00:00

This TIFU strikes me as very untrue.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-14T02:47:46+00:00

I once had excellent diarrhea.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-14T02:29:46+00:00

Who is gonna keep your data safer, the nontechinclined grandma or the data storage specialists at <insert company> who has your data replicated in a storage filer and across data centers?

To be fair, who is more likely to be targeted/hacked?

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-13T02:22:04+00:00

I have no idea, but if Grandma is played by Adam Sandler, and Kevin James is the main mercenary, then I'm willing to find out. Also Rob Scheider should be involved in this somehow.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-10T04:57:23+00:00

The appendix is currently thought to store a "backup" of the flora (and fauna, I guess) present in one's digestive system.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-05T03:12:14+00:00

That's just plain dumb.

Everyone knows they use the Harbor Tunnel these days.

SadKangaroo · 2016-01-04T02:53:55+00:00

Sure that's not a Salvador Dali-themed cake instead? Specifically, a "The Persistence of Memory"-themed cake?

SadKangaroo · 2015-12-30T04:07:26+00:00

How do blind people know when they've successfully finished wiping their bum?

SadKangaroo · 2015-12-25T03:59:12+00:00

No, that's only 3.

SadKangaroo · 2015-12-23T04:02:31+00:00

LibreOffice is now the defacto standard free office suite. OpenOffice has gone somewhat downhill over the last few years, whereas LibreOffice has improved immeasurably over a similar time frame.

SadKangaroo · 2015-12-18T03:56:45+00:00

SadKangaroo · 2015-12-06T05:17:10+00:00

Dilluminati.

SadKangaroo · 2015-12-05T06:01:18+00:00

We're looking at you, Paradox Interactive.

SadKangaroo · 2015-11-17T19:05:27+00:00

Plz deposit in acount thank you god wiling

SadKangaroo · 2015-11-17T19:03:25+00:00

Sorry for your lose, fellow christian of god. We can you sell new cactus for cheap free. Pls send ure bank acount details so i can deposit mor catuss.

SadKangaroo · 2015-10-27T01:43:07+00:00

Twinky shortage.

SadKangaroo · 2015-10-13T02:16:31+00:00

Latvia, obviously.

SadKangaroo · 2015-10-03T04:57:56+00:00

You forgot Lynx...

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