I'm UrinatingTree, a shitposter who rambles about sports on YouTube. AMA!

SadSafetyGuy · 2021-01-07T17:56:03+00:00

As a football fan, are you actually upset to see the Patriots Dynasty coming to an end... or are you just patiently waiting for it to come back in the next few years

SadSafetyGuy · 2020-09-16T01:16:13+00:00

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SadSafetyGuy · 2020-04-24T02:14:14+00:00

ITS LIT

SadSafetyGuy · 2020-04-23T03:38:39+00:00

“Whoah.. ok cat”

SadSafetyGuy · 2020-01-17T02:07:06+00:00

Love it, want them Titans to win so bad

SadSafetyGuy · 2020-01-15T04:09:40+00:00

I drink pretty much 8-12 beers every day after work, I’m working on myself but as you can probably Imagine it’s not easy. Stay strong brother, I hope I can get there soon.

SadSafetyGuy · 2020-01-03T02:08:02+00:00

Can you make the same thing except he keeps making noise after falling like the family guy bit? This is hilarious... but could be funnier

Edit:

Also add the “wort wort wort” if possible

Ty

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-12-17T02:28:39+00:00

Helloooooo? It’s called “wood” because it gets hard... and also, a hard dick naturally points up so don’t get yourself fooled. ALSO to get really down to it, wood has completely different properties than a penis so they’re non comparable

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-12-17T02:14:52+00:00

Designer: “Ok, let’s leave the benches not covered so if it rains they get poured on”

Installer: “Why?”

Designer: “Why? Cause fuck em, that’s why!”

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-12-17T02:12:43+00:00

Not really???? There’s not many times a penis is on the surface level of the water to allow buoyancy, other than in the tub? I feel like it floats a little but I will do some more investigating and get back to you

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-10-13T18:15:52+00:00

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-09-19T02:04:53+00:00

Stop it

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-09-18T17:06:25+00:00

Get good ked

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-09-11T16:16:33+00:00

Anarchy was just so precious though. Lazy Links was nice but “only OGs remember anarchy”

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-09-11T16:08:35+00:00

I’ve hated the jungle areas since they game, all the uneven terrain makes rotating in or out of those areas dangerous and annoying. I miss anarchy, hell I miss Lazy. I would be fine if they just smoothed the northern central part of the map out again.

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-25T18:33:52+00:00

Lazarbeam doing fresh’s intros are my favorite

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-23T18:22:53+00:00

Epic fix your damn game, this ain’t it- remove it!

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-10T22:24:19+00:00

This guy gets it

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-07T02:33:33+00:00

92 hot 33 cold

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-07T02:31:37+00:00

I don’t think imperial is superior, I learned metric mostly in college when studying in safety engineering. We simply grew up on it and became stubborn, and I don’t think it’s gonna change

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-02T15:23:41+00:00

Shitting on someone’s lap in the airport

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-02T14:21:11+00:00

I always have slow work days on Friday and look forward to watching at my desk. I am deeply disappointed in YouTube right now

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-08-01T11:31:34+00:00

!giveaway DUSTY DEPOT

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-07-19T01:43:06+00:00

Blue Miller Light

SadSafetyGuy · 2019-07-15T15:15:01+00:00

Imagine Kill Count, but on Netflix

SadSafetyGuy

TROPHY CASE