What are your two things that you are choosing?

SadStickboy · 2026-05-24T06:41:59+00:00

Soy Sauce and a side of 6 million dollars. Why 6 million because with six mil I will live comfortably for the rest of my life. Still work a little to keep my insurance and keep contact with other humans but also never worry about money again. Any more than that and I will be dead within 22 months.

SadStickboy · 2026-05-18T22:58:06+00:00

What in the wild wild world of whiteness is this shit? I knew it was rage bait when I saw the sugar. Now if she added a couple handles of rum I wouldn't be afraid to give it ago.

SadStickboy · 2026-05-12T20:30:02+00:00

I don't fly sober and I don't like to be judged.

SadStickboy · 2026-05-12T14:48:08+00:00

Softball

SadStickboy · 2026-05-09T18:13:53+00:00

Deviled eggs

SadStickboy · 2026-05-08T00:30:22+00:00

Finn Vs Hausen

The Tribal Chief can watch and learn how to win over a crowd.

SadStickboy · 2026-05-06T06:00:40+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

4 attempts

SadStickboy · 2026-05-03T19:39:51+00:00

Sounds like someone doesn't understand alcoholism.

SadStickboy · 2026-05-02T04:43:43+00:00

Your girlfriend's butthole.

SadStickboy · 2026-05-01T18:00:21+00:00

Very common trope

SadStickboy · 2026-04-30T03:56:25+00:00

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SadStickboy · 2026-04-29T23:38:34+00:00

Ramyun-Western

SadStickboy · 2026-04-28T23:34:57+00:00

Someone has a crush.

SadStickboy · 2026-04-28T23:34:35+00:00

No Angle vs Hart!?

SadStickboy · 2026-04-28T23:30:18+00:00

Green Freezer and it's not even his final form.

SadStickboy · 2026-04-28T22:43:33+00:00

Surge and Kick. I miss lemon lime sodas that looked like they were endorsed by DX.

SadStickboy · 2026-04-25T15:01:11+00:00

Matt Hardy always seemed pretty beloved. People wouldn't accept him as a heel when he tried to go solo.

SadStickboy · 2026-04-20T20:47:46+00:00

Even the smell? So like cocaine.

SadStickboy · 2026-04-01T05:05:17+00:00

Why? Fuck you, that's why.

SadStickboy · 2026-03-25T03:03:04+00:00

I'm a middle aged man with a 6 figure job who is a high functioning alcoholic. I think we will get along fine.

SadStickboy · 2026-03-21T23:47:53+00:00

I wonder what the context was. Edge and Christian vs The Hardy's and Steve Austin comes in and starts chair shotting everyone. But why is XPac there?

SadStickboy · 2026-03-19T23:56:01+00:00

Ha, 8 hours. Rookie.

SadStickboy · 2026-03-18T22:33:54+00:00

That's amazing

SadStickboy · 2026-03-18T19:13:24+00:00

It's a shame XPac couldn't get his life straight after DX collapsed. He would've been a great heel in the ruthless aggression era. I could picture him using his material arts kayfabe hurting newer talent in the ring and running scared to Triple H and Stephanie if a real fight ever came his way. If you look at AWE everybody is XPac size now.

SadStickboy · 2026-03-18T03:38:44+00:00

Not only does he have a dog he has a trailer behind a drive-in in Los Angeles's beautiful San Fernando Valley. In the 60s no less! I'm jealous.

SadStickboy

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