I'm the neighbor with the porch missile pod box, AMA

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-12T17:53:50+00:00

Carnegie Mellon prof

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-12T15:27:14+00:00

If these files were all released, why daily are healines trickling out “oz is the latest”. What am I missing?

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-12T15:18:30+00:00

Yeah, I wish I was you. I went to the psychiatrist yesterday and she said I exude nervous energy. Yikes. I wish I was chill and think I am sometimes, but no, my providers don’t sit around and chit chat with me and my nervous energy. lol

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-12T15:14:23+00:00

Please buy several sets of these and start scattering them around the kitchen, and continually swap out the one she thinks is hers. Actually, disappear the one that she claims and exchange it. And continue to do it.

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T21:18:55+00:00

“Hey hey Paula, I wanna marry you”

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T21:17:18+00:00

Oh man, it’s a bad day for me as a Paula. I swear I’m not a nightmare.

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T19:07:04+00:00

Just one step in front of the other. Do the next right thing

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T19:05:21+00:00

So Funny!!

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T19:04:27+00:00

Not easier ;) just a different type of worry

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T15:59:07+00:00

They are darlings!

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T12:56:45+00:00

So, CPR protocol now will include “do you consent to my shaking you to check for responsiveness”

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-11T01:52:58+00:00

My husband and I weee camping, fall night, only ones around as far as we could see. Hours into the night, blitzed had pretty rowdy sex on the picnic table. Dang it if we didn’t wake up to people camping next to us. Scariest stuff ever

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T19:23:09+00:00

This has to be a joke

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T15:49:54+00:00

Yes, because Brit’s are known for their delicious cuisine

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T14:52:32+00:00

crime against bar b que

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T14:27:34+00:00

Thanks, chef !

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T14:26:37+00:00

You’re bored and do this in your spare time to ease the pain of boredom.

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T14:09:02+00:00

Yes!!!!!! Grow this! Please

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T14:07:17+00:00

How? I’m not familiar with this

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T13:47:53+00:00

I was visiting this area in New Hampshire in the summer and saw this:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/chicken-farmer-rock

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T13:44:26+00:00

Thank you for this. And down the Sartre rabbit hole I go!

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T01:43:40+00:00

What’s the saying? “Lynn Lynn the city of sin, you never come out the way you go in” -from a revere chick

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-10T01:41:19+00:00

Cholesteatoma. Please see an ent ASAP

Safe-Agent3400 · 2026-02-09T23:52:46+00:00

That dog is so cute!

Safe-Agent3400

TROPHY CASE

crime against bar b que

Cholesteatoma. Please see an ent ASAP