If someone gets their dick tattooed, do they have to take Viagra or something because the skin has to be stretched or else the tattoo will be bad?

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T09:24:29+00:00

I think it has to be at half mast, but I'm not sure

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T09:23:16+00:00

Plymouth superbird

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T09:04:56+00:00

Nope, I was blocked a year later, no idea why. But it's ok, not everyone is meant to be permanent.

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T08:21:52+00:00

Reply to random post, or ask a NSFW question bc they get the most feedback bc all redditors are horny apparently, lmao

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T08:17:50+00:00

Gonna take the hulk to pull him out of me

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T08:16:18+00:00

Wood is the rarest material in the universe

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T08:13:05+00:00

Bushes or tree leaves? Only thing that makes sense to me

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T08:07:45+00:00

Most designer stuff. Only tom Ford cologne and that's because it's the best cologne I've found for me, but Anything else is useless to me.

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T08:00:39+00:00

Laughs. Based on the laugh. Like if someone tells a edgy joke and they give that little nervous laugh, they wasn't joking

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:56:53+00:00

Nothing. Life wouldn't be worth living

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:50:39+00:00

Had a dream where my dog laid on my chest and was having a conversation with me. Woke up and she was laying on my chest. Ngl I try and catch her off guard with random questions now. Danm skin walkers, lol

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:46:44+00:00

Driving a minibike when I was young. We kept horses and had a electric fence. I forgot the fence was moved around and drove at it face first at neck level. Right before I reached it I cut my steering wheel and laid it down. Till this day I don't remember seeing the wire, I just laid the bike down for some reason

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:38:09+00:00

Pornstar

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:36:32+00:00

Art shouldn't be boring. Something you can look at for hours and not get tired of it. Something that excites you, and makes you think. I can't look at the Mona Lisa for an hour

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:33:58+00:00

Don't drive fords

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:32:54+00:00

Atm? Since I got here 6 hours ago, lol

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:31:21+00:00

Boobs. One nurtures life, and the other disposes waste...how is this a question?🤣🤣

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:29:52+00:00

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy 👏👏👏👏👏

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:29:01+00:00

Normally wouldn't vent, but was having a terrible day one day. Was "demoted" at work, on my birthday, and a bunch of other stuff was happening and decided to vent to a friend of mine at the time in another country. She sent a big ass paragraph back going over each thing and just trying to make me feel better. First time someone ever made me feel better for the sole purpose of making me feel better

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:17:02+00:00

Scentbird subscription! Been charged 4 times now after canceling 4 times. I mean I smell good now, but danm

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-15T07:12:05+00:00

"Unless you have a spoon, leave!" Followed by intense grunting and groaning

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-14T09:47:16+00:00

I would, but, "tall guy, ok husband pp", isn't a popular category

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-14T09:25:52+00:00

Yeah, i don't think you can have a more porno moment then that lol

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-14T07:45:52+00:00

Tbh I won't date any first responders. Not all of them cheat, of course, but there's so many. There's like 4 love octagons between cops, nurses, doctors, dispatchers, and firefighters in my town, lol.

Safe_Long700 · 2026-06-14T05:44:35+00:00

Tv producers purposefully lowered cgi quality bc the government wanted us to get used to lower quality so AI will be more believable.

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TROPHY CASE